1 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:06,505 I'm not letting you Neanderthals in to rape my company. 2 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:09,189 This is a deal so fucking good, you have to take it, 3 00:00:09,190 --> 00:00:10,510 or we'll see you in court. 4 00:00:11,493 --> 00:00:15,426 We need to discuss this bear hug: stick or settle? 5 00:00:15,427 --> 00:00:16,624 I think you should fight. 6 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:19,418 - You're the one who built it all. - Oh, that was adorable. 7 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:21,953 You're always looking out for Pops, aren't you? 8 00:00:22,791 --> 00:00:25,470 I'd like to formally ask you to come in 9 00:00:25,471 --> 00:00:28,197 to be the next chief executive of this company. 10 00:00:28,198 --> 00:00:30,255 You're the one. 11 00:00:30,599 --> 00:00:32,679 For now we need to keep this between us, 12 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,258 - everything about Tom, Gil. - Of course. 13 00:00:35,259 --> 00:00:36,983 What did he say? Where am I going? 14 00:00:36,984 --> 00:00:38,809 What have you fucking landed me? Is it huge? 15 00:00:38,810 --> 00:00:41,102 Chair of global broadcast news. 16 00:00:41,103 --> 00:00:42,138 ATN, baby. 17 00:00:42,139 --> 00:00:45,186 Kendall and Roman will act as co-chief operating officers. 18 00:00:45,187 --> 00:00:46,784 Did you just say co-chief? 19 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,083 No, he's coming back? 20 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,709 Look what the cat dragged in. 21 00:00:50,710 --> 00:00:53,303 He wanted me to tell you you're going to bleed cash, 22 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:54,436 he's going to bleed cash, 23 00:00:54,437 --> 00:00:57,179 and maybe you'll kill him, but if you don't, he aims to kill you. 24 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:59,224 We're going to be the number one 25 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,794 media conglomerate in the world. 26 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,029 Hear, hear. 27 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:17,790 Can we get in? What's going on? 28 00:01:18,262 --> 00:01:19,686 Let's go. 29 00:01:19,687 --> 00:01:22,111 Let's see if he's still awake. 30 00:01:22,112 --> 00:01:23,944 Is that him? 31 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:27,762 Okay. Can we yell, 32 00:01:27,763 --> 00:01:29,362 "Wake up, Snow Joe!" 33 00:01:32,768 --> 00:01:34,868 Wake up, Snow Joe! 34 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:38,138 There he is. 35 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:40,841 What's poppin', cum-dump? 36 00:01:40,842 --> 00:01:43,644 Yeah, just enjoying my daughter's birthday, so... 37 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,145 Daddy, uh, we've tried everything. 38 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:47,448 Can they make the wagon train go faster? 39 00:01:47,449 --> 00:01:48,482 Let's... Let's ask, yeah? 40 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,618 Can the wagon train go any faster? 41 00:01:50,619 --> 00:01:52,486 Uh, up to a point. 42 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:55,422 Yeah, great. Let's take it up to that point. Thanks. 43 00:01:55,423 --> 00:01:56,622 Thanks, Daddy. 44 00:01:58,626 --> 00:01:59,927 The signage is for shit. 45 00:01:59,928 --> 00:02:02,229 You know, still, some other sucker's problem now. 46 00:02:02,230 --> 00:02:04,597 Three months ago, I was at a meeting about how to stop kids 47 00:02:04,598 --> 00:02:07,401 giving each other handy jobs on the runaway ghost train. 48 00:02:07,402 --> 00:02:09,036 And now, I'm about to start managing 49 00:02:09,037 --> 00:02:11,671 a billion-dollar news budget, so... It's all good. 50 00:02:11,672 --> 00:02:13,106 I gave my first hand job on the ghost train. 51 00:02:13,107 --> 00:02:15,542 I have a shitty roommate right now, so I'm... 52 00:02:15,543 --> 00:02:16,743 trying to move on from that. 53 00:02:16,744 --> 00:02:18,912 My friend has an open room in her apartment. 54 00:02:18,913 --> 00:02:20,414 - Oh, really? - Yeah, I mean, 55 00:02:20,415 --> 00:02:22,849 she has an issue with spores from mold, 56 00:02:22,850 --> 00:02:26,019 but I don't know. I don't know how your lungs are with spores. 57 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,720 You know, I did see one place, 58 00:02:27,721 --> 00:02:29,489 uh, 600 square feet. 59 00:02:29,490 --> 00:02:30,824 But it was out in Staten Island. 60 00:02:30,825 --> 00:02:31,958 - What? - I dunno if... 61 00:02:31,959 --> 00:02:34,146 Cousin Greg is moving to Staten Island? 62 00:02:34,147 --> 00:02:35,205 No, no. I dunno. 63 00:02:35,206 --> 00:02:36,523 Oh my God, did you hear this? 64 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:37,779 I'm just looking at a place out there. 65 00:02:37,780 --> 00:02:39,203 Greg is getting the ferry to work? 66 00:02:39,204 --> 00:02:40,700 Check out Bryan Ferry. 67 00:02:40,701 --> 00:02:41,935 Dude, why stop at the ferry? 68 00:02:41,936 --> 00:02:43,837 Just come in from Cleveland on the Greyhound. 69 00:02:43,838 --> 00:02:46,238 Have you considered a hotel? 70 00:02:46,239 --> 00:02:48,441 Oh, wh... As, like, nightly, or... ? 71 00:02:48,442 --> 00:02:51,444 Logan's requested your presence in meeting room 4. 72 00:02:51,445 --> 00:02:53,379 - Which? - Both of you. 73 00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:55,615 Oh. That'll be fun. 74 00:02:55,616 --> 00:02:56,949 Beavis and Crackhead. 75 00:03:00,253 --> 00:03:04,389 Um, Logan also asked for you to join, too. 76 00:03:04,390 --> 00:03:06,057 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 77 00:03:06,058 --> 00:03:07,459 Oh. Okay. 78 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:08,961 - You wanna take this? - No. 79 00:03:08,962 --> 00:03:12,531 Off they all go again, marching off to Daddy. 80 00:03:12,532 --> 00:03:15,366 Like Russians joining the Brusilov Offensive. 81 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:18,895 World War I. 82 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,720 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. 83 00:03:23,977 --> 00:03:27,112 My focus is bringing Waystar Royco 84 00:03:27,113 --> 00:03:29,280 to its full earning potential. 85 00:03:29,281 --> 00:03:32,183 - So, uh, Waystar refused to play ball? - Mm-hmm. 86 00:03:32,184 --> 00:03:33,485 I'm assuming they waved 87 00:03:33,486 --> 00:03:34,919 a poison pill in your face 88 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,855 and now you're launching a proxy battle 89 00:03:37,856 --> 00:03:39,357 to replace the board. 90 00:03:39,358 --> 00:03:41,859 This guy, fuckin' dildo dipped in beard trimmings. 91 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:43,428 He's fuckin' us on TV. 92 00:03:43,429 --> 00:03:46,031 And of course Pierce put him on. 93 00:03:46,032 --> 00:03:47,832 Yes, we're launching into a proxy battle 94 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:50,301 Self-righteous fuckin' butter-wouldn't-melt, 95 00:03:50,302 --> 00:03:52,937 disingenuous Pulitzer pricks. 96 00:03:52,938 --> 00:03:55,073 Is Logan Roy fit 97 00:03:55,074 --> 00:03:57,900 to run a 21st-century media organization? 98 00:03:57,901 --> 00:04:00,193 You recognize any of this, son? 99 00:04:00,194 --> 00:04:01,885 It's from the playbook, Dad. 100 00:04:01,886 --> 00:04:04,112 Oh, yes, of course, the playbook. 101 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:05,370 Sure. 102 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:06,895 Let me just make it very clear. 103 00:04:06,896 --> 00:04:09,687 Kendall Roy is no longer relevant. 104 00:04:09,688 --> 00:04:11,355 Now, with regards to Sandy Furness... 105 00:04:11,356 --> 00:04:12,389 So... 106 00:04:12,390 --> 00:04:14,583 We keep our counsel. Dismissive. 107 00:04:14,584 --> 00:04:16,375 Just lay it all out in our proxy statement. 108 00:04:16,376 --> 00:04:18,801 A hurried public response makes us look rattled. 109 00:04:18,802 --> 00:04:21,832 So let Stewy sway all the shareholders first 110 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:24,035 while Dad sits there with his thumb up his ass? 111 00:04:24,036 --> 00:04:25,135 That's a great plan. 112 00:04:25,136 --> 00:04:27,905 - Hey, Shiv. - Respectfully, we just take a beat. 113 00:04:27,906 --> 00:04:29,740 Let me, uh, put a solid pack together. 114 00:04:29,741 --> 00:04:31,308 We fire back when we have the ammo. 115 00:04:31,309 --> 00:04:33,544 By which point all the shooting's over. 116 00:04:33,545 --> 00:04:36,180 No, get out now with a salty re-frame. 117 00:04:36,181 --> 00:04:38,749 This is your standard-issue basic-bitch corporate raider 118 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:41,718 versus a fuckin' legendary force of nature, 119 00:04:41,719 --> 00:04:43,019 Hurricane Logan. 120 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:45,089 He had a fastball once, but... 121 00:04:45,090 --> 00:04:46,790 Now. Today. 122 00:04:46,791 --> 00:04:49,859 Karolina runs the words past Shiv. 123 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:50,919 Yeah, Vaulter. 124 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,877 - Yeah. Okay. - Vaulter. He paid too big... 125 00:04:52,878 --> 00:04:54,331 - Right. - Huge disappoi... 126 00:04:54,332 --> 00:04:55,623 It's a huge disappointment. 127 00:04:55,624 --> 00:04:57,401 Do you think they suckered us? 128 00:04:57,402 --> 00:04:58,802 - Who, Vaulter? - Uh-huh. 129 00:04:58,803 --> 00:05:01,004 No, we went deep on that. We... We... 130 00:05:01,005 --> 00:05:02,172 kicked the tires good. 131 00:05:02,173 --> 00:05:03,773 I think we got chiseled. 132 00:05:03,774 --> 00:05:05,909 Revenue projections down and down. 133 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:07,043 I think we got screwed. 134 00:05:07,044 --> 00:05:10,114 Yeah, me too. Massive fuck-up, Ken. Huge. 135 00:05:10,115 --> 00:05:11,481 Unforgivable. 136 00:05:11,482 --> 00:05:14,083 Right, I want the response out today. 137 00:05:14,084 --> 00:05:15,985 I need Vaulter fixed. 138 00:05:15,986 --> 00:05:17,077 All right? 139 00:05:17,078 --> 00:05:19,988 So I have something to say in my fucking investor meetings. 140 00:05:20,790 --> 00:05:22,325 - Go. - Okay. Me? 141 00:05:22,326 --> 00:05:24,494 Both of you. One who fixes it... 142 00:05:24,495 --> 00:05:25,661 gets a cookie. 143 00:05:25,662 --> 00:05:26,887 You got it. Sure thing, Dad. 144 00:05:26,888 --> 00:05:30,181 I... I just wanted to say thank you for, um... 145 00:05:30,182 --> 00:05:32,040 closing down the park for us. 146 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:33,498 Sophie... 147 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:35,658 she's having a great birthday. She got to meet Snow Joe and... 148 00:05:35,659 --> 00:05:36,724 So thank you. 149 00:05:38,475 --> 00:05:40,276 Look at you, broken robot. 150 00:05:40,277 --> 00:05:41,976 Can't even hug your own kids. 151 00:05:44,581 --> 00:05:46,347 Yeah, I saw that, you freak. 152 00:05:48,184 --> 00:05:49,283 Pinkie. 153 00:05:49,718 --> 00:05:50,785 Happy? 154 00:05:50,786 --> 00:05:52,954 Yeah. Smart. 155 00:05:52,955 --> 00:05:54,988 Uh, let me know if you need anything. 156 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:07,481 ♪ Succession 2x02 ♪ Vaulter 157 00:06:07,482 --> 00:06:15,482 - Synced and corrected by 00:08:22,100 if I'm the king and you're the queen, 176 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:24,635 maybe it's fine to... 177 00:08:24,636 --> 00:08:25,937 fuck the odd peasant." 178 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:27,405 - Right. Yeah. - Because... Because... 179 00:08:27,406 --> 00:08:30,408 Big picture: our plan is right on track. 180 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:32,042 - You know? - Uh-huh. 181 00:08:32,043 --> 00:08:34,612 And you've... you've seen Gil's numbers, right? 182 00:08:34,613 --> 00:08:37,548 And... And as of today, I'm right in at ATN. 183 00:08:37,549 --> 00:08:38,948 You know, belly of the beast. 184 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:40,685 So... 185 00:08:43,254 --> 00:08:44,622 - Hey. - Yeah? 186 00:08:44,623 --> 00:08:46,757 You wanna bang? Right now? 187 00:08:46,758 --> 00:08:48,158 Cheeky little breakfast bang. 188 00:08:48,159 --> 00:08:49,694 - Oh... I'm... - Wanna? 189 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:52,763 I'm just such in a different mental place... 190 00:08:52,764 --> 00:08:54,298 - Okay. - ... than you right now. 191 00:08:54,299 --> 00:08:55,733 No, sure. 192 00:08:55,734 --> 00:08:58,235 I just feel so incredibly potent. 193 00:08:58,236 --> 00:08:59,770 - Mm. - You know? 194 00:08:59,771 --> 00:09:01,305 I think it's the new place. 195 00:09:01,306 --> 00:09:02,739 - Yeah. - You know? 196 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:05,242 - I feel God-like and horny. - Oof! 197 00:09:05,243 --> 00:09:07,244 Everybody looks, like, two feet tall to me. 198 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:10,780 Well, you know what? Maybe... 199 00:09:10,781 --> 00:09:12,716 Maybe we should split from the thing early 200 00:09:12,717 --> 00:09:15,384 tonight and, you know, we can... 201 00:09:16,554 --> 00:09:18,588 - talk, and... - Mm-hmm. 202 00:09:18,589 --> 00:09:20,023 - ... everything. - Okay! 203 00:09:20,024 --> 00:09:22,226 Okay! My fave. Strategy and a fuck. 204 00:09:23,761 --> 00:09:25,495 - Okay, bye. - Have a good one. 205 00:09:25,496 --> 00:09:26,529 Bye, honey. 206 00:09:28,867 --> 00:09:33,170 So cool. You know they have their own beehive upstairs? 207 00:09:33,171 --> 00:09:35,537 What is that? Is that, like, the fucking business model? 208 00:09:35,538 --> 00:09:38,040 Conflict porn and hipster honey. 209 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:39,074 Ugh. 210 00:09:39,476 --> 00:09:40,877 Oh, shh. 211 00:09:40,878 --> 00:09:43,112 The pretend journalists are pretend working. 212 00:09:43,113 --> 00:09:44,881 All right, Rome, just cool it. 213 00:09:44,882 --> 00:09:47,016 Let's move nice and slow here. Yeah? 214 00:09:47,017 --> 00:09:49,252 - Mm-hmm. - Just keep it small and general. 215 00:09:49,253 --> 00:09:50,477 We don't wanna spook him. 216 00:09:50,478 --> 00:09:52,502 Yeah, okay. You got it. You are in charge. 217 00:09:52,503 --> 00:09:54,428 I follow your lead, fucker. 218 00:09:54,429 --> 00:09:56,989 Larry Yee, King of New York! 219 00:09:56,990 --> 00:09:58,414 What the fuck? 220 00:09:58,415 --> 00:10:00,841 Thanks for making space, man. I know it was last minute. 221 00:10:00,842 --> 00:10:03,868 Ah, dude. Anytime. 222 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:04,959 Hey, Lawrence. 223 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,536 I heard you were drying out in a Schloss, 224 00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:09,670 doing shitty yoga with hausfrau? 225 00:10:09,671 --> 00:10:11,306 Right. right. 226 00:10:11,307 --> 00:10:12,498 Nope. 227 00:10:12,499 --> 00:10:15,710 He is back. He is back, like a pedo on parole. 228 00:10:15,711 --> 00:10:17,745 Yeah, man, we're just here for a catch-up. 229 00:10:17,746 --> 00:10:20,949 You know? Super casual, feet on the table, whatever the fuck. 230 00:10:20,950 --> 00:10:22,483 Just, uh, just help you out. 231 00:10:22,484 --> 00:10:23,985 O... Obviously, I'm always pleased 232 00:10:23,986 --> 00:10:25,020 to get your insights, 233 00:10:25,021 --> 00:10:27,121 but, like, who am I talking to? 234 00:10:27,924 --> 00:10:29,090 Co... 235 00:10:29,091 --> 00:10:30,091 COOs. 236 00:10:30,092 --> 00:10:31,259 Who's in charge here? 237 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:34,329 My brother and I have a joint responsibility. 238 00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:35,655 You know, we're sharing duties, 239 00:10:35,656 --> 00:10:38,882 but we're on the same page operationally. Right, Rome? 240 00:10:38,883 --> 00:10:41,141 I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. 241 00:10:41,142 --> 00:10:42,370 There's just, uh, 242 00:10:42,371 --> 00:10:45,807 a lot of, uh, crackle in the air right now. 243 00:10:45,808 --> 00:10:48,142 External pressures with the proxy battle, 244 00:10:48,143 --> 00:10:49,276 - that whole... - Yeah. 245 00:10:49,277 --> 00:10:51,946 So you're defusing the bomb you planted. 246 00:10:53,315 --> 00:10:57,217 Yes, precisely. See, he gets it. He sees. 247 00:10:57,218 --> 00:11:00,321 We're just here for a routine health check. 248 00:11:00,322 --> 00:11:01,422 That's all this is. 249 00:11:01,423 --> 00:11:02,581 Where's this coming from? 250 00:11:02,582 --> 00:11:04,340 - It's coming from us. - It's coming from Dad. 251 00:11:04,341 --> 00:11:05,898 No. What, why are we dancing around this? 252 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,699 It's coming from Dad. Dad's worried about you. 253 00:11:08,031 --> 00:11:09,189 Okay. 254 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,747 I mean, come on, you know how he is. 255 00:11:10,748 --> 00:11:12,903 He doesn't get it. He still has a plant out in the Philippines 256 00:11:12,904 --> 00:11:14,836 manufacturing Xerox machines. 257 00:11:14,837 --> 00:11:16,670 But he's fucking shrewd. 258 00:11:16,671 --> 00:11:18,872 And, right now... 259 00:11:18,873 --> 00:11:21,240 right now, his giant cyclops eye 260 00:11:21,241 --> 00:11:23,710 is looking in this direction, and he's feeling like 261 00:11:23,711 --> 00:11:26,379 maybe he bought a giant pile of bullshit. 262 00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:27,814 So now here I am 263 00:11:27,815 --> 00:11:30,450 to enquire in the politest terms possible 264 00:11:30,451 --> 00:11:32,486 what the fuck is going on. 265 00:11:32,487 --> 00:11:34,354 Dad thinks maybe you fucked him. 266 00:11:34,355 --> 00:11:37,591 Our numbers were solid when you bought us, 267 00:11:37,592 --> 00:11:38,825 and they're solid now. 268 00:11:38,826 --> 00:11:40,460 Dude, really, don't take it personally. 269 00:11:40,461 --> 00:11:41,808 Dad thinks everyone's fucking him. 270 00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:43,363 I know you're on the level. 271 00:11:43,364 --> 00:11:44,755 Help me make him see that. 272 00:11:44,756 --> 00:11:45,780 What do you need? 273 00:11:45,781 --> 00:11:48,474 I need metrics, I need KPIs, 274 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,769 and, uh, I need an office. 275 00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:53,238 Me too, I need an office as well. 276 00:11:53,239 --> 00:11:55,273 Separate from his. Nicer. 277 00:11:55,274 --> 00:11:58,110 It's on, me versus the Peach. 278 00:11:58,111 --> 00:11:59,378 Okay, I'm gonna s... 279 00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:01,380 I'm gonna swing the old meat mallet. 280 00:12:01,381 --> 00:12:03,749 I'm gonna sit on her right out of the box. 281 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,150 Okay, so I could be calling 282 00:12:05,151 --> 00:12:06,952 for a little bit of the old punch-bagging, 283 00:12:06,953 --> 00:12:07,987 okay, buddy? 284 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,489 - Uh-huh. - Ready to play the bag? 285 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:12,657 - Y... Yeah, yeah. Give it to me. - Okay. 286 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,160 What? 287 00:12:16,396 --> 00:12:17,562 What is it, Greg? 288 00:12:18,832 --> 00:12:21,500 Being in at ATN, you know, it's kinda like 289 00:12:21,501 --> 00:12:23,669 the one thing I didn't wanna do. 290 00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:25,070 Oh, okay. So, what... 291 00:12:25,071 --> 00:12:26,638 Should I have left you at Parks to sink? 292 00:12:26,639 --> 00:12:27,705 I mean, it's... 293 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,541 it's ATN, man. It's the fuckin' news. 294 00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:31,376 - I know. - It's Logan's G-spot. 295 00:12:31,377 --> 00:12:33,045 I can finger-bang him all night long. 296 00:12:33,046 --> 00:12:35,380 I'm a direct direct report. What? 297 00:12:35,381 --> 00:12:36,680 Sure, just... 298 00:12:38,484 --> 00:12:39,550 ATN? 299 00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:42,754 It's... It's like... 300 00:12:42,755 --> 00:12:45,590 - kind of against my principles. - Your principles? 301 00:12:45,591 --> 00:12:48,193 Greg, don't be an asshole. You don't have principles. 302 00:12:48,194 --> 00:12:50,895 Dude, ATN is a very toxic element in the culture. 303 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:54,433 Oh, seriously? Okay, name me one principle that you have. 304 00:12:54,434 --> 00:12:56,468 I don't know, like, I'm against racism. 305 00:12:56,469 --> 00:13:00,195 Bullshit. I'm against racism. Everybody's against racism. 306 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,205 What else? 307 00:13:01,206 --> 00:13:03,240 - Like, don't lie. - Fuck off. 308 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,776 - Like, if you're the news, you... - Fuck off! 309 00:13:04,777 --> 00:13:06,469 - That's your principle? - Yeah, dude. 310 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:09,581 Greg, this is not fucking Charles Dickens world, okay? 311 00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:12,349 You don't go around talking about principles. 312 00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:13,985 We're all trying to do the right thing, 313 00:13:13,986 --> 00:13:15,086 of course we are. 314 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:16,887 But come on, man! 315 00:13:18,323 --> 00:13:19,723 Man the fuck up! 316 00:13:20,859 --> 00:13:23,494 Okay, I am manned, man. 317 00:13:23,495 --> 00:13:24,829 Here comes Cyd. 318 00:13:24,830 --> 00:13:26,598 Hey, Cyd! The Peach! 319 00:13:26,599 --> 00:13:28,032 The legend! 320 00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:29,291 Oh, Tom! 321 00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:30,301 - Tom! - Hey! 322 00:13:30,302 --> 00:13:31,936 It's great to have you aboard. 323 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,404 I know that this is gonna be 324 00:13:33,405 --> 00:13:35,839 a really productive collaboration. 325 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,207 I just hope 326 00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:39,843 that there's no... weirdness 327 00:13:39,844 --> 00:13:42,079 with our fuzzy boundaries, right? 328 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,514 Are you kidding? If you... If you wanna go fast, 329 00:13:44,515 --> 00:13:47,851 go alone. If you wanna go far, go together. 330 00:13:47,852 --> 00:13:49,261 - Right? - Exactly. 331 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,301 Yeah. 332 00:13:50,302 --> 00:13:51,927 - Come meet the team. - Amazing! 333 00:13:51,928 --> 00:13:53,352 You wanna lead in there? 334 00:13:53,353 --> 00:13:55,278 Oh, fuck no. 335 00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:57,171 - You lead, Tommy. - Okay. 336 00:13:57,172 --> 00:13:58,997 You mind if I big-ball the first one? 337 00:13:58,998 --> 00:14:01,264 Do it! Your funeral, buddy. 338 00:14:01,265 --> 00:14:03,100 Thank you, thank you. 339 00:14:03,101 --> 00:14:05,636 So did he actually even see my draft? 340 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:06,694 Uh... no. 341 00:14:06,695 --> 00:14:08,786 In the end, I just thought the draft Kelly and I did 342 00:14:08,787 --> 00:14:11,146 had more, uh, goodness. 343 00:14:11,147 --> 00:14:12,204 As in... ? 344 00:14:12,205 --> 00:14:13,796 As in it had the quality of being good 345 00:14:13,797 --> 00:14:15,411 rather than the attributes of being shitty. 346 00:14:15,412 --> 00:14:18,381 Um, just also re Kelly, little sidebar. 347 00:14:18,382 --> 00:14:20,082 Can you not tell people about us? 348 00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:21,351 Oh, but there is no us. 349 00:14:21,352 --> 00:14:23,386 Right. but there was an us, and the problem is, 350 00:14:23,387 --> 00:14:24,654 my wife doesn't know about it. 351 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,856 Oh, but my husband absolutely does know about it, 352 00:14:26,857 --> 00:14:29,292 so I guess that's, what, it's your problem? 353 00:14:29,293 --> 00:14:30,593 We had the affair. 354 00:14:30,594 --> 00:14:31,994 We didn't have the conversation 355 00:14:31,995 --> 00:14:33,630 about telling people we had the affair. 356 00:14:33,631 --> 00:14:35,365 I'm sorry, Nate, did you want a conference call 357 00:14:35,366 --> 00:14:37,666 to discuss how to tell your wife we fucked? 358 00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:41,170 Thank you, everyone. 359 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,438 Great event. Great event. 360 00:14:43,439 --> 00:14:46,107 Thank you, everyone, so much. 361 00:14:46,108 --> 00:14:47,276 And the polling! 362 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,944 My God! I mean, nobody's getting carried away, 363 00:14:49,945 --> 00:14:51,713 just one set of numbers, 364 00:14:51,714 --> 00:14:54,849 one pretty big set of numbers. Right? 365 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:59,454 Right, so thank you. And testament to your faith. 366 00:14:59,455 --> 00:15:00,822 Thank you. Please, 367 00:15:00,823 --> 00:15:03,091 indulge yourselves in some, uh, 368 00:15:03,092 --> 00:15:05,360 gluten and melted cheese. Why not? 369 00:15:05,361 --> 00:15:06,995 Thank you, thank you. 370 00:15:06,996 --> 00:15:08,730 Mm. 371 00:15:08,731 --> 00:15:10,332 Hey, uh, how was the call? 372 00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:13,267 Great. They're eating out of my ass crack. 373 00:15:13,268 --> 00:15:16,404 Offered me use of the fucking jet on the weekend. 374 00:15:16,405 --> 00:15:18,306 Uh, yeah, I mean, the legals are wonky 375 00:15:18,307 --> 00:15:21,075 and the optics are shitty, but go ahead. 376 00:15:22,745 --> 00:15:23,912 Look. 377 00:15:23,913 --> 00:15:26,414 You don't look a gift Boeing in the teeth. 378 00:15:26,415 --> 00:15:27,982 Right? Right? 379 00:15:27,983 --> 00:15:29,583 - No. - I'll be so much fresher. 380 00:15:31,053 --> 00:15:33,387 Excuse us for a second. I just wanna... 381 00:15:33,388 --> 00:15:34,956 Ma'am, listen. 382 00:15:34,957 --> 00:15:36,825 Long road to travel and all of that, 383 00:15:36,826 --> 00:15:39,660 but the compass points to Pennsylvania Avenue. 384 00:15:39,661 --> 00:15:41,795 I have to start thinking about appointments. 385 00:15:43,532 --> 00:15:45,265 I'm thinking about Chief of Staff. 386 00:15:46,235 --> 00:15:48,936 Uh... Oh, wow. 387 00:15:48,937 --> 00:15:50,204 Yeah. 388 00:15:50,205 --> 00:15:53,607 I mean, can you imagine the look of fear 389 00:15:53,608 --> 00:15:56,210 in their eyes when they see you coming at them? 390 00:15:56,211 --> 00:15:58,645 Those corpulent old white fucks. 391 00:15:58,646 --> 00:16:00,147 Huh? 392 00:16:00,148 --> 00:16:01,781 How's that for a carrot? 393 00:16:02,183 --> 00:16:03,315 Hm? 394 00:16:04,919 --> 00:16:07,254 So that's where we shape the debate. 395 00:16:07,255 --> 00:16:09,656 Ooh, cool shit. 396 00:16:09,657 --> 00:16:12,259 And I love the way the debate keeps on getting shaped 397 00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:14,361 like a burning cross. 398 00:16:14,362 --> 00:16:16,263 You don't share our news values. 399 00:16:16,264 --> 00:16:17,464 Oh, I'm kidding. 400 00:16:17,465 --> 00:16:19,532 I'm kidding. I get it. I'm from the Midwest. 401 00:16:19,533 --> 00:16:22,169 You know, my mom's friend, Deb, weighs, like, 300 pounds, 402 00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:24,337 and she's pissed as fuck about practically everything, 403 00:16:24,338 --> 00:16:26,339 so, you know, trust me, 404 00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:27,907 I'm down. I get it. 405 00:16:27,908 --> 00:16:31,043 Besides, what Logan wants, Logan gets, right? 406 00:16:31,044 --> 00:16:33,647 Logan doesn't set our news agenda. 407 00:16:33,648 --> 00:16:36,483 Oh. No, of course he doesn't. 408 00:16:36,484 --> 00:16:38,117 I know, it's so weird, huh? 409 00:16:38,118 --> 00:16:40,153 He happens to own a news company 410 00:16:40,154 --> 00:16:42,555 and they say exactly what he thinks. 411 00:16:42,556 --> 00:16:44,291 If Logan had to tell me 412 00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:46,058 or any of my news editors 413 00:16:46,059 --> 00:16:48,328 what to run or what the angle was, 414 00:16:48,329 --> 00:16:51,264 we would be fucked. That is not how it works. 415 00:16:51,265 --> 00:16:52,699 This isn't mind control. 416 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,234 We hire people who want to work here. 417 00:16:55,235 --> 00:16:56,669 and we serve a demographic 418 00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:59,871 of highly, highly intelligent viewers, 419 00:16:59,872 --> 00:17:01,940 who are really tired 420 00:17:01,941 --> 00:17:04,042 of being patronized elsewhere 421 00:17:04,043 --> 00:17:06,812 by latte-sipping douchebags 422 00:17:06,813 --> 00:17:08,546 with hundred-dollar haircuts. 423 00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:12,551 You've got the cool job title, 424 00:17:12,552 --> 00:17:13,819 you've got freedom of movement. 425 00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:17,022 Why don't you take a look somewhere more comfy? 426 00:17:17,023 --> 00:17:18,056 Entertainment? 427 00:17:18,057 --> 00:17:19,758 'Cause this is where the action is. 428 00:17:19,759 --> 00:17:21,827 This is the profit center. 429 00:17:21,828 --> 00:17:25,597 The median age of our audience is 68. 430 00:17:25,598 --> 00:17:29,500 The ads are all adult diapers and shit pills. 431 00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:31,436 Our lead in the news demo has halved. 432 00:17:31,437 --> 00:17:33,038 You know, maybe I can 433 00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:35,506 lend a hand to take a look at some of that. 434 00:17:35,507 --> 00:17:36,908 You know, 435 00:17:36,909 --> 00:17:39,711 he sends me one of you every four years. 436 00:17:39,712 --> 00:17:42,314 - That train is never late. - Interesting. 437 00:17:42,315 --> 00:17:45,016 And tell me, these others that he sends, 438 00:17:45,017 --> 00:17:46,851 were they his son-in-law too? 439 00:17:47,619 --> 00:17:49,620 I'm curious. 440 00:17:49,621 --> 00:17:53,091 Efficiencies, Cyd! I'm here to trim the flab. 441 00:17:53,092 --> 00:17:54,993 Have you told Logan this? 442 00:17:54,994 --> 00:17:57,028 I spy savings, Cyd. 443 00:17:57,029 --> 00:17:58,897 Oh, good, Tom. 444 00:17:58,898 --> 00:18:00,198 That's very good. 445 00:18:00,199 --> 00:18:02,999 Because I run a pretty tight ship. 446 00:18:03,635 --> 00:18:04,635 So... 447 00:18:05,637 --> 00:18:06,771 good luck to you. 448 00:18:06,772 --> 00:18:10,140 I'm sure you've got him very, very excited. 449 00:18:10,141 --> 00:18:11,941 I hope you can deliver. 450 00:18:15,113 --> 00:18:16,481 Well... 451 00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:17,982 Thank you very much. 452 00:18:17,983 --> 00:18:19,917 And, uh, fuck you. 453 00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:22,119 And, uh, I'll catch up with you later. 454 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:25,121 Not on your dying day, baby. 455 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:30,027 Greg, I need you on the ground. 456 00:18:30,028 --> 00:18:31,161 - Oh. - Okay? 457 00:18:31,162 --> 00:18:33,030 I need you to be my representative on earth. 458 00:18:33,031 --> 00:18:35,165 I want you to... I want you to go on a mission for me 459 00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,667 and body-shame ATN, 460 00:18:36,668 --> 00:18:38,735 find the fat and point it out. 461 00:18:38,736 --> 00:18:40,137 Yeah, like, how? 462 00:18:40,138 --> 00:18:41,505 Like, find the excess, okay? 463 00:18:41,506 --> 00:18:44,741 Find the extraneous Danish, the surfeit of stationary, 464 00:18:44,742 --> 00:18:47,744 the... the lazy cleaner, the mail guy who walks slow. 465 00:18:47,745 --> 00:18:49,746 Okay? Snuffle out waste, pig man. 466 00:18:49,747 --> 00:18:51,748 Okay, I'll do the penthouse, you do the basement. 467 00:18:51,749 --> 00:18:53,582 - All right? - Yeah, yeah, you got it. 468 00:18:54,752 --> 00:18:56,419 Wait, uh, which are these? 469 00:18:57,956 --> 00:19:00,391 You know what? I'm not sure. 470 00:19:00,392 --> 00:19:01,490 Let me go check. 471 00:19:04,195 --> 00:19:06,562 Keep it coming. Fuckin' drown him in paper. 472 00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:13,570 Good night, Kendall. 473 00:19:13,571 --> 00:19:14,670 Night, dude. 474 00:19:18,319 --> 00:19:19,676 What's he doing? 475 00:19:19,677 --> 00:19:21,076 I dunno. Reading? 476 00:19:23,213 --> 00:19:24,815 Thanks, useless. 477 00:19:24,816 --> 00:19:26,482 Drink your smoothie and shut up. 478 00:19:31,221 --> 00:19:32,955 Actually drinking the smoothie... 479 00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:44,901 I can give you 52 seconds. 480 00:19:44,902 --> 00:19:46,703 Well, I'm in at Vaulter. 481 00:19:46,704 --> 00:19:47,803 Yeah, so? 482 00:19:47,804 --> 00:19:49,905 Yeah, so, let's fucking game this out. 483 00:19:49,906 --> 00:19:51,975 Roman, we are in a proxy war. 484 00:19:51,976 --> 00:19:53,576 The plane has just been hijacked, 485 00:19:53,577 --> 00:19:55,378 all the engines have fallen into the sea, 486 00:19:55,379 --> 00:19:56,912 and the pilot's hair is on fire. 487 00:19:56,913 --> 00:19:58,614 Gerri, come on, I need something. 488 00:19:58,615 --> 00:19:59,648 Kendall's doing shit. 489 00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:01,684 Okay, how about this: you do shit. 490 00:20:01,685 --> 00:20:02,918 What have you got? 491 00:20:02,919 --> 00:20:04,787 One idea: pivot to video? 492 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,222 Yeah, they tried that already. 493 00:20:06,223 --> 00:20:08,358 Can you just come over? I want you in the room. 494 00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:09,592 Can I come over? 495 00:20:09,593 --> 00:20:11,394 Yeah. Could... Yeah... 496 00:20:11,395 --> 00:20:12,395 Fuck you! 497 00:20:12,997 --> 00:20:14,029 Fuck you. 498 00:20:23,739 --> 00:20:26,908 Excuse me, folks, um, could I maybe interest you all 499 00:20:26,909 --> 00:20:28,977 in going for one of those fuckin'... 500 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,745 IPAs that looks like run-off at the carwash? 501 00:20:32,581 --> 00:20:33,814 Is he in the chair? 502 00:20:36,316 --> 00:20:37,381 Hey, Dad? 503 00:20:41,257 --> 00:20:43,825 I need three independent women. Know any? 504 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:44,859 Uh-huh. 505 00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,261 The board? 506 00:20:46,262 --> 00:20:48,387 Be great if one was in a fucking wheelchair. 507 00:20:49,473 --> 00:20:52,134 Black, white, green, pink. 508 00:20:52,135 --> 00:20:55,102 A Cambodian landmine victim, if you know any. 509 00:20:55,103 --> 00:20:57,171 Yeah, be the change you wanna see in the world. 510 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,672 You're a real beacon of hope, Dad. 511 00:20:58,673 --> 00:21:00,141 Mm. 512 00:21:00,142 --> 00:21:01,841 What do you think about Pierce? 513 00:21:03,778 --> 00:21:06,313 Buying? PGM as a defense? 514 00:21:06,314 --> 00:21:08,749 I... Honestly, I think that's chasing the white whale. 515 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:09,917 Again. 516 00:21:09,918 --> 00:21:11,585 It's never gonna work, it's not a good fit. 517 00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:12,819 Uh-huh. 518 00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:14,755 Dad, I was wondering whether we should... 519 00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:16,190 talk. 520 00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:17,891 You know, about... 521 00:21:17,892 --> 00:21:19,493 It wasn't a dream, right? 522 00:21:19,494 --> 00:21:21,595 Are you kidding? I'm excited! 523 00:21:22,597 --> 00:21:23,897 So, let's talk. 524 00:21:23,898 --> 00:21:25,666 Should you go, or shall I? 525 00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:28,801 Uh, well, I have some ideas that I... 526 00:21:30,973 --> 00:21:34,733 Siobhan? What a surprise. He never said. 527 00:21:34,734 --> 00:21:36,076 - Hi. - Hi. 528 00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:37,444 Just a pop-in. 529 00:21:38,612 --> 00:21:41,147 Pinkie was telling me how, um... 530 00:21:41,148 --> 00:21:43,583 Connor's moved into a hotel in the city. 531 00:21:43,584 --> 00:21:44,984 I saw. 532 00:21:44,985 --> 00:21:48,087 He sent out his email bulletin with all the photographs. 533 00:21:48,956 --> 00:21:51,392 He rents a room, he rents a girl. 534 00:21:53,069 --> 00:21:55,928 Can you check if Richard's turned off that fuckin' Alexa? 535 00:21:55,929 --> 00:21:57,730 Not just off, unplugged. 536 00:21:57,731 --> 00:22:01,634 I've got enough spies after me without Bezos in here too. 537 00:22:01,635 --> 00:22:02,667 Okay? 538 00:22:03,536 --> 00:22:04,569 Right. 539 00:22:22,163 --> 00:22:23,229 So... 540 00:22:24,024 --> 00:22:25,323 here's how I see it. 541 00:22:25,959 --> 00:22:27,426 Come in. 542 00:22:27,427 --> 00:22:30,362 Six months with Gerri, six months with Karl. 543 00:22:30,363 --> 00:22:32,732 Hong Kong for, say, another 12. 544 00:22:32,733 --> 00:22:36,201 Uh, Berlin, or London. 545 00:22:36,202 --> 00:22:39,004 Management training program for six. 546 00:22:39,005 --> 00:22:43,407 Come back, spend 12 months alongside me. 547 00:22:43,408 --> 00:22:45,844 And when you're ready, I'll step aside. 548 00:22:45,845 --> 00:22:47,979 Wow, Dad, that's a lot of months. 549 00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:50,148 It's an appropriate amount of months. 550 00:22:50,149 --> 00:22:52,483 Also, management training program? 551 00:22:52,484 --> 00:22:53,918 Roman's COO. 552 00:22:53,919 --> 00:22:55,586 You have a toddler with a hard-on 553 00:22:55,587 --> 00:22:56,921 for chief operating officer, 554 00:22:56,922 --> 00:22:59,190 and I'm going through a management training program? 555 00:22:59,191 --> 00:23:01,092 You're a young woman with no experience. 556 00:23:01,093 --> 00:23:02,493 A woman. That's a minus. 557 00:23:02,494 --> 00:23:04,763 Well, of course it's a fucking minus! 558 00:23:04,764 --> 00:23:06,097 I didn't make the world! 559 00:23:06,098 --> 00:23:07,231 You make a small part of it. 560 00:23:07,232 --> 00:23:09,100 If that doesn't work for you, what does? 561 00:23:09,101 --> 00:23:11,093 That's a fucking... That's a three-year timeline. 562 00:23:11,094 --> 00:23:12,136 Okay. 563 00:23:12,137 --> 00:23:13,937 So why don't you come in tomorrow 564 00:23:13,938 --> 00:23:15,039 and spend the day with me? 565 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,874 Oh, Jesus Christ, Dad. 566 00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:18,242 What? 567 00:23:18,243 --> 00:23:20,511 I need time, I... I haven't even told Tom yet. 568 00:23:20,512 --> 00:23:22,079 - Tell him. - And there's Gil. 569 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,415 I have a job, I can't just come running to you. 570 00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:27,084 What is it, Siobhan, too slow or too fast? 571 00:23:27,085 --> 00:23:28,919 Because I'm fucking confused. 572 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,888 Dad, I want this. 573 00:23:30,889 --> 00:23:32,546 It's just about the process. 574 00:23:32,547 --> 00:23:33,672 Okay. 575 00:23:33,673 --> 00:23:34,858 Okay? 576 00:23:34,859 --> 00:23:36,471 So... you wanna get into it? 577 00:23:36,472 --> 00:23:37,509 Not now. 578 00:23:37,510 --> 00:23:38,929 I'm busy. Proxy statement. 579 00:23:38,930 --> 00:23:40,001 You didn't give me any warning. 580 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,399 - All right. - I mean, you know, 581 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,699 tomorrow night could work? 582 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:43,933 - That... Yeah. - Tomorrow? 583 00:23:43,934 --> 00:23:46,002 Uh... Yeah, let me take a look. 584 00:23:46,003 --> 00:23:47,837 Oh, is that no good for you? 585 00:23:47,838 --> 00:23:49,706 I'm around. 586 00:23:49,707 --> 00:23:51,708 - I'm excited. - Mm-hmm. 587 00:23:51,709 --> 00:23:52,942 Me too. 588 00:23:52,943 --> 00:23:55,044 I'll get back to you tomorrow... 589 00:23:55,045 --> 00:23:57,346 - on the names for the board. - Mm-hmm. 590 00:24:01,747 --> 00:24:03,713 - Love you. - I love you. Goodnight. 591 00:24:07,558 --> 00:24:08,558 All right. 592 00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:10,726 I haven't got all day. 593 00:24:15,450 --> 00:24:16,932 Agenda is Vaulter. 594 00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:18,701 We need a way forward on the Vaulter problem 595 00:24:18,702 --> 00:24:21,470 ahead of investor meetings in two days' time. 596 00:24:21,471 --> 00:24:24,205 Do you want to present jointly or... ? 597 00:24:24,436 --> 00:24:25,660 Ken? 598 00:24:25,661 --> 00:24:27,019 Yeah, I'll take it. 599 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:30,512 Um, so, I've spent the last 36 hours 600 00:24:30,513 --> 00:24:33,081 on a deep dive into the drivers of the business. 601 00:24:33,082 --> 00:24:34,916 Headline is, it's a body pit. 602 00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:37,219 Uh, they have mass of data with no analytics. 603 00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:39,488 There's no way of telling what's a hand and what's a foot. 604 00:24:39,489 --> 00:24:41,690 But it's still a killer business. 605 00:24:41,691 --> 00:24:43,392 The platform, the brands. 606 00:24:43,393 --> 00:24:46,295 Uh, ethos and culture are leading edge. 607 00:24:46,296 --> 00:24:49,530 And, um, in my view, it's fixable. 608 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:50,966 It's funny how these fuck-ups 609 00:24:50,967 --> 00:24:52,968 always make the bottom line look fatter. 610 00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:55,303 All they need is adults in the room. 611 00:24:55,304 --> 00:24:57,572 Accounting team, analytics team, 612 00:24:57,573 --> 00:24:59,174 and, uh, investment. 613 00:24:59,175 --> 00:25:01,542 We burn 50 million for a few years, 614 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:04,712 we... make it the best thing in the world. 615 00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:06,714 Oh, is that all? 616 00:25:06,715 --> 00:25:09,449 Well, you always say "Gotta burn to turn." 617 00:25:10,486 --> 00:25:11,920 Romulus, what's your read? 618 00:25:11,921 --> 00:25:13,388 You know, it's interesting, Dad, 619 00:25:13,389 --> 00:25:15,623 because I hear everything that he's saying, 620 00:25:15,624 --> 00:25:18,426 and it actually... It almost sounds like a good pitch. 621 00:25:18,427 --> 00:25:20,796 But... I call bullshit. 622 00:25:20,797 --> 00:25:22,930 I spent some time down there, and I'm just not seeing it. 623 00:25:22,931 --> 00:25:24,765 Now, I don't know exactly what they're doing, 624 00:25:24,766 --> 00:25:25,833 but they're fakes. 625 00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:28,302 Fucking beehives, almond milk, and... 626 00:25:28,303 --> 00:25:30,938 "Take another week on that report, Matilda." 627 00:25:30,939 --> 00:25:32,539 It smells wrong, 628 00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:33,940 and they're hiding shit. 629 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,642 Speaking of hiding shit, 630 00:25:35,643 --> 00:25:37,444 I took a couple of their staffers out, 631 00:25:37,445 --> 00:25:39,113 I got them shitfaced, 632 00:25:39,114 --> 00:25:40,681 and apparently, 633 00:25:40,682 --> 00:25:42,283 they're looking to unionize, 634 00:25:42,284 --> 00:25:43,516 and fucking soon. 635 00:25:44,565 --> 00:25:46,057 Oh, yeah? 636 00:25:46,058 --> 00:25:47,883 Pay transparency, 637 00:25:47,884 --> 00:25:49,308 bargaining rights. 638 00:25:49,309 --> 00:25:52,468 Just nasty, tangly shit. 639 00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:54,194 And it's not a body pit, 640 00:25:54,195 --> 00:25:55,653 whatever the fuck a body pit is. 641 00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:57,578 It's a fucking muesli pit, 642 00:25:57,579 --> 00:26:00,113 and doesn't fit with our core, you know... 643 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:01,617 values. 644 00:26:01,618 --> 00:26:04,304 So now I'm thinking we just shutter the fucker. 645 00:26:04,305 --> 00:26:06,172 Close it? That's chunky. 646 00:26:06,173 --> 00:26:09,008 Come... I mean... He doesn't know what he's talking about. 647 00:26:09,009 --> 00:26:10,376 That's just insane. 648 00:26:10,377 --> 00:26:12,745 The write-down on that would be what? It's a bitter pill. 649 00:26:12,746 --> 00:26:14,914 Come on, I mean, i... i... in the middle of a proxy fight 650 00:26:14,915 --> 00:26:16,850 when we've got Stewy and Sandy taking out full-page ads 651 00:26:16,851 --> 00:26:19,585 in the Journal attacking us for pissing capital up the wall? 652 00:26:19,586 --> 00:26:21,754 It... It... I mean, it makes us look weak. 653 00:26:21,755 --> 00:26:23,289 No, it makes us look ruthless. 654 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,259 And actually, I do know what I'm fucking talking about. 655 00:26:26,260 --> 00:26:28,094 Dad, what the fuck are we doing? 656 00:26:28,095 --> 00:26:30,230 Show me the bloat anywhere else in this company. 657 00:26:30,231 --> 00:26:31,855 Where is it? You show me. 658 00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:33,113 Show me the waste 659 00:26:33,114 --> 00:26:34,906 that we're letting these fuckers get away with. 660 00:26:34,907 --> 00:26:37,336 Fine, so we restructure them and we grow them... 661 00:26:37,337 --> 00:26:39,637 I think if we don't shutter it, then we gut it. 662 00:26:39,638 --> 00:26:41,339 We carve that shit like a pumpkin. 663 00:26:41,741 --> 00:26:42,975 How? 664 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,409 You hive off the profit center, 665 00:26:44,410 --> 00:26:46,710 you keep the domain name, the archive, 666 00:26:47,146 --> 00:26:48,179 um... 667 00:26:49,215 --> 00:26:50,615 Gut level, Dad, 668 00:26:50,616 --> 00:26:53,718 this thing is not coming back. They're fuckin' assholes. 669 00:26:53,719 --> 00:26:54,785 Dad. 670 00:26:55,470 --> 00:26:57,336 Vaulter can be our lodestar. 671 00:27:00,459 --> 00:27:03,427 Th... This is... This isn't the time to retreat. 672 00:27:09,834 --> 00:27:11,401 Your brother's right. Gut it. 673 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:16,640 Okay. 674 00:27:18,610 --> 00:27:20,177 Roman, 675 00:27:20,178 --> 00:27:23,079 I want you on the proxy battle with Gerri. 676 00:27:23,949 --> 00:27:25,049 Kendall, 677 00:27:25,050 --> 00:27:27,618 you think you can gut Vaulter for me? 678 00:27:27,619 --> 00:27:28,985 Or you need help? 679 00:27:31,323 --> 00:27:33,190 I'll take care of it, Dad. 680 00:28:16,013 --> 00:28:17,839 Uh, you know, when Willa told me 681 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,474 about moving to New York for her play, 682 00:28:19,475 --> 00:28:21,435 I thought, "Ah, I don't want to move to the city." 683 00:28:22,211 --> 00:28:23,745 "I wanna stay on the ranch. 684 00:28:23,746 --> 00:28:25,147 Maybe I'll get me a new girlfriend." 685 00:28:25,148 --> 00:28:26,814 I'm kidding. 686 00:28:27,865 --> 00:28:29,484 No, I mean, it's true. 687 00:28:29,485 --> 00:28:32,154 It was pretty hard to wheedle the old man out of the dessert. 688 00:28:33,189 --> 00:28:35,634 But, um, we're here now 689 00:28:35,635 --> 00:28:38,793 in our, um, not-so-humble home... 690 00:28:38,794 --> 00:28:40,328 hotel. Um. 691 00:28:40,329 --> 00:28:42,956 But, uh, friends, family, please, 692 00:28:42,957 --> 00:28:44,858 you know, feel free to drop in anytime, 693 00:28:44,859 --> 00:28:47,027 and, um, don't worry about all this, 694 00:28:47,028 --> 00:28:50,230 'cause it's on our tab. So... 695 00:28:50,231 --> 00:28:51,563 Okay. Great. 696 00:28:52,366 --> 00:28:53,800 Cheers! 697 00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:55,334 Okay. 698 00:28:56,804 --> 00:28:58,504 Hey, Con, thank you so much 699 00:28:58,505 --> 00:29:00,573 for taking care of the sliders and all this shit. 700 00:29:00,574 --> 00:29:02,642 Yeah, and the champagne. It's very big of you. 701 00:29:02,643 --> 00:29:04,777 And I love what you haven't done with the place as well. 702 00:29:04,778 --> 00:29:06,746 Yeah, well, you know we got a really good deal. 703 00:29:06,747 --> 00:29:08,281 And rehearsals are right around the corner. 704 00:29:08,282 --> 00:29:09,782 Plus, I needed a place in the city 705 00:29:09,783 --> 00:29:11,284 'cause I'm gonna start ramping up soon. 706 00:29:11,285 --> 00:29:13,719 So I needed campaign headquarters. 707 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:14,955 Wait. 708 00:29:14,956 --> 00:29:16,957 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 709 00:29:16,958 --> 00:29:19,292 - Are you still doing that? - Very funny. Yes. 710 00:29:19,293 --> 00:29:20,793 I'm still applying for the job 711 00:29:20,794 --> 00:29:22,429 of President of the United States. 712 00:29:22,430 --> 00:29:23,863 Oh, good for you. 713 00:29:23,864 --> 00:29:25,097 Yeah. Do you... 714 00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:26,898 Do you think that that's like a natural progression 715 00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:28,800 from "never done nothing, never," 716 00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:30,469 to "most important job in the world?" 717 00:29:30,470 --> 00:29:31,870 - Well... - Like, could you maybe 718 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:34,173 get a little experience at, like at a CVS, something, first? 719 00:29:34,174 --> 00:29:36,741 Yeah, yeah, or just, like, nickel hand jobs under a bridge. 720 00:29:36,742 --> 00:29:38,622 - Start small. - You guys have big plans for me. 721 00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:41,013 Place is a time machine. 722 00:29:41,014 --> 00:29:44,149 It's like 45 minutes every time they need file tape, 723 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:46,085 all the way to some warehouse in Queens. 724 00:29:46,086 --> 00:29:47,119 Okay, so? 725 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,587 So, I don't know. I mean... 726 00:29:48,588 --> 00:29:50,489 How come it isn't digitized? 727 00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:53,158 The whole of ATN, it's totally analog, Tom. 728 00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:54,994 So I could fire people? 729 00:29:54,995 --> 00:29:57,629 Correct? If we did this? If we digitized? 730 00:29:57,630 --> 00:30:00,131 I... I mean, you'd be removing, like, 731 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,500 two links from the production chain of every show. 732 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:03,767 - But would it be... - Okay, okay, okay. 733 00:30:03,768 --> 00:30:06,037 But... but in terms of skulls, 734 00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:08,506 how many skulls, do you think? 735 00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:10,141 - That we can lose? - Yeah. 736 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,910 I dunno. I... I guess, like, 30 or 50? 737 00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:14,411 Fifty skulls? 738 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:18,749 I'm slavering, pig man! 739 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,442 Fifty skulls is a lot of skulls! 740 00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:21,519 Yeah. 741 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,188 I know, it's goo... It's... tons. 742 00:30:24,189 --> 00:30:26,189 Oh, look at this fuckin' prick. 743 00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:29,560 Yikes, I almost feel sorry for him. 744 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:30,828 Oh yeah? Why? 745 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,630 Just emptied the contents of his scrotum 746 00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:33,631 at Dad's feet. 747 00:30:34,699 --> 00:30:35,900 We're gutting Vaulter. 748 00:30:35,901 --> 00:30:37,467 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 749 00:30:37,468 --> 00:30:39,302 Is that a good idea? 750 00:30:39,303 --> 00:30:40,838 Fucking great idea. 751 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,373 It's Kendall's baby, and now we're gonna burn it. 752 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,477 Hey, um... So, we we're thinking, uh... 753 00:30:47,478 --> 00:30:49,112 me and, uh, Tabitha and I, 754 00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:52,649 uh, that we'd like to have you and Tom over for dinner. 755 00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:55,285 Uh... sorry, what? Do you... 756 00:30:55,286 --> 00:30:57,387 Roman Roy, did you just invite us to dinner? 757 00:30:57,388 --> 00:30:58,756 Oh, fuck you. All right, shut up. 758 00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,958 Yes, I did. Metro poser bullshit. 759 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:02,359 Napkins and chitchat. 760 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,427 Ooh, race relations. Kale. 761 00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:20,702 Hey. 762 00:31:20,703 --> 00:31:21,795 Hey. 763 00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:23,387 Do you reckon if I called room service 764 00:31:23,388 --> 00:31:25,308 and asked them to poke me in the eye, they would? 765 00:31:26,717 --> 00:31:28,150 It's pretty unbearable in there. 766 00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:31,653 Can I get a drag? 767 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,390 Yeah. 768 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:38,260 I hear Dad's got Vaulter in a crosshair. 769 00:31:41,164 --> 00:31:42,164 Roman? 770 00:31:44,093 --> 00:31:45,968 He shouldn't be talking to you about that. 771 00:31:45,969 --> 00:31:48,504 Just seems like a bad move to me. 772 00:31:48,505 --> 00:31:50,871 I'm just saying, I always liked it. 773 00:31:52,775 --> 00:31:54,041 Yeah, well. 774 00:31:55,612 --> 00:31:56,811 Dad's right. 775 00:31:58,415 --> 00:31:59,814 Are you with him on this? 776 00:32:02,252 --> 00:32:04,119 He sees everything, Shiv. 777 00:32:05,755 --> 00:32:07,523 You have a hard time finding a happy medium 778 00:32:07,524 --> 00:32:10,559 between worshipping him and wanting to kill him. 779 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:11,626 Huh? 780 00:32:15,797 --> 00:32:17,432 - The Vaulter thing. - Mm. 781 00:32:17,433 --> 00:32:18,799 Gutting it. 782 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,535 What if it's the wrong thing? 783 00:32:20,536 --> 00:32:22,036 I thought your dad agreed with you? 784 00:32:22,037 --> 00:32:24,839 Uh, yeah, he did. And now they're doing it. 785 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,141 They're actually doing the thing that I said. 786 00:32:27,876 --> 00:32:29,144 Fuck. 787 00:32:29,145 --> 00:32:31,946 Think maybe you just did your job. 788 00:32:31,947 --> 00:32:33,313 Shall we get some more champagne? 789 00:32:33,815 --> 00:32:35,517 I mean... 790 00:32:35,518 --> 00:32:38,352 It could be right. It might not be, but it could be. 791 00:32:39,788 --> 00:32:40,920 Maybe I'm smart. 792 00:32:41,890 --> 00:32:42,922 Sure. 793 00:32:43,725 --> 00:32:44,725 Maybe. 794 00:32:46,128 --> 00:32:47,595 You did a thing. 795 00:32:47,596 --> 00:32:48,728 Mazel tov. 796 00:32:49,374 --> 00:32:50,564 You know, I'm gonna... 797 00:32:50,565 --> 00:32:52,700 I'm gonna schedule some time with your dad, 798 00:32:52,701 --> 00:32:54,401 and take him out for dinner and wine him and dine him 799 00:32:54,402 --> 00:32:56,737 and make love to him with my ideas, you know? 800 00:32:56,738 --> 00:32:58,405 This could be huge, Shiv. 801 00:32:58,406 --> 00:33:00,440 Tom, I think... 802 00:33:00,441 --> 00:33:02,042 I think we should talk. 803 00:33:03,411 --> 00:33:04,979 Uh... 804 00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:06,279 You wanna get out of here? 805 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:09,984 Okay. 806 00:33:11,219 --> 00:33:13,054 Is this about ATN? 807 00:33:13,055 --> 00:33:14,889 Hey, you... you want something? 808 00:33:14,890 --> 00:33:16,490 I'll get you something. 809 00:33:21,663 --> 00:33:23,363 Ooh, that's a biggie. 810 00:33:23,364 --> 00:33:25,131 Is this about the arrangement? 811 00:33:25,132 --> 00:33:26,766 Look, Tom, it's... 812 00:33:26,767 --> 00:33:28,133 no, it's Waystar. 813 00:33:30,004 --> 00:33:31,237 This is never gonna happen, 814 00:33:31,238 --> 00:33:33,707 and I don't even trust him, and even if I did, 815 00:33:33,708 --> 00:33:35,640 I'm not even sure that I would want it. 816 00:33:37,044 --> 00:33:38,376 But, uh... 817 00:33:41,515 --> 00:33:42,815 he offered it to me. 818 00:33:44,551 --> 00:33:45,551 To be next. 819 00:33:45,953 --> 00:33:46,985 Dad. 820 00:33:49,824 --> 00:33:50,857 Oh. 821 00:33:50,858 --> 00:33:52,425 - Oh my... - Mm. 822 00:33:52,426 --> 00:33:54,560 Shiv... when? 823 00:33:54,561 --> 00:33:56,328 Uh, the Hamptons. 824 00:33:57,297 --> 00:33:58,730 The Hamptons? 825 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,368 Oh, my God, Shiv, that's... 826 00:34:02,369 --> 00:34:04,503 That's like a week ago. 827 00:34:04,504 --> 00:34:06,171 Congratulations! What the fuck! 828 00:34:06,172 --> 00:34:08,040 I know! 829 00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:10,343 I mean, I... I... I don't know what to think. 830 00:34:10,344 --> 00:34:12,278 Holy shit! I mean, 831 00:34:12,279 --> 00:34:14,312 this is... huge! 832 00:34:15,315 --> 00:34:16,406 S... 833 00:34:16,407 --> 00:34:20,434 - So, I mean, do you... - Want it? No! 834 00:34:20,435 --> 00:34:22,722 And I don't even trust him, so I... 835 00:34:22,723 --> 00:34:24,523 Because I thought that it was something 836 00:34:24,524 --> 00:34:26,259 that we wanted for me... 837 00:34:26,260 --> 00:34:27,426 - We do. - ... to have it? 838 00:34:27,427 --> 00:34:28,594 - We do! - That was... I mean, 839 00:34:28,595 --> 00:34:29,862 that was just the plan. 840 00:34:29,863 --> 00:34:31,496 That's st... still the plan. 841 00:34:31,497 --> 00:34:33,999 Me is just a modification of the plan. 842 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,901 No, sure. 843 00:34:35,902 --> 00:34:37,803 It's q... quite a big modification. 844 00:34:37,804 --> 00:34:39,404 But d... d... so, did... 845 00:34:39,405 --> 00:34:40,639 d... did he... 846 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,841 We... Uh, paint the picture for me. What'd he... 847 00:34:42,842 --> 00:34:45,244 He asked me, and I said yes. 848 00:34:45,245 --> 00:34:47,112 But only as a play. 849 00:34:47,113 --> 00:34:48,580 Totally. 850 00:34:48,581 --> 00:34:50,749 So what was the play? 851 00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:53,718 Well, he's asked before, obviously, 852 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,220 and this time was real... 853 00:34:57,667 --> 00:34:58,958 so... 854 00:34:58,959 --> 00:35:02,018 I thought I would be deleveraging power if I said no. 855 00:35:02,019 --> 00:35:03,585 Exactly. Yes. 856 00:35:05,063 --> 00:35:08,667 Tom, this is 100 percent not going to happen. 857 00:35:08,668 --> 00:35:11,436 But it's smart to say yes, right? 858 00:35:11,437 --> 00:35:13,104 I am so... 859 00:35:13,105 --> 00:35:14,872 excited for you! 860 00:35:14,873 --> 00:35:16,508 - Thank you. - For us! 861 00:35:16,509 --> 00:35:18,576 I am. 862 00:35:18,577 --> 00:35:22,846 And you know, it's okay for you to say that you want it. 863 00:35:23,783 --> 00:35:25,016 I'd support you. 864 00:35:25,017 --> 00:35:26,618 Well, look, I mean... 865 00:35:26,619 --> 00:35:29,220 Say I did want it, w... and I... I don't, 866 00:35:29,221 --> 00:35:30,955 you know, you... 867 00:35:30,956 --> 00:35:33,325 if I was CEO of Waystar, I mean... 868 00:35:34,593 --> 00:35:36,829 I mean, you, honey, are gonna be something huge. 869 00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:37,921 Yeah. 870 00:35:37,922 --> 00:35:39,246 Sure. Like what? 871 00:35:39,247 --> 00:35:40,537 I... I don't know. 872 00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:41,587 But we'll figure it out. 873 00:35:41,588 --> 00:35:44,035 Yeah, that's for later on down... down the road. 874 00:35:44,036 --> 00:35:45,916 - Whenever. Just whenever. - Wow. 875 00:35:50,342 --> 00:35:52,276 I mean, it's hilarious, right? 876 00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:53,510 Oh, yes! 877 00:35:53,511 --> 00:35:55,611 It's fucking funny! 878 00:35:59,117 --> 00:36:00,318 Yeah... 879 00:36:00,319 --> 00:36:02,153 - Hey, come here. - Hey. 880 00:36:02,154 --> 00:36:03,453 - Mm. - Hey. 881 00:36:04,189 --> 00:36:06,157 Oh. Oh, now? 882 00:36:06,158 --> 00:36:07,725 - Mm. Why not? - Well, let me just... 883 00:36:07,726 --> 00:36:09,517 Hang on. Let me just go and brush my teeth. 884 00:36:09,518 --> 00:36:10,560 No. 885 00:36:10,561 --> 00:36:12,094 - No, come here. - Okay. 886 00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:17,500 I... I hear your brother's running for president. 887 00:36:17,501 --> 00:36:19,302 Maybe we should get him here. 888 00:36:19,303 --> 00:36:21,604 He seems like the... the serious one. 889 00:36:21,605 --> 00:36:24,106 Right. Lawrence, we have a problem. 890 00:36:25,024 --> 00:36:26,414 Okay? 891 00:36:26,415 --> 00:36:28,148 My dad wants to shut you down. 892 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,682 - What are you talking about? - Yeah. 893 00:36:32,683 --> 00:36:34,885 But I don't want you to worry about my dad. 894 00:36:34,886 --> 00:36:36,486 Okay? I can handle my dad. 895 00:36:36,487 --> 00:36:37,687 The fuck you talking about? 896 00:36:37,688 --> 00:36:39,222 I know what's going on here. 897 00:36:39,223 --> 00:36:41,958 Right? It's a... It's a... It's a Potemkin village. 898 00:36:41,959 --> 00:36:43,593 I mean, the engagement and bounce rate 899 00:36:43,594 --> 00:36:45,661 have been inflated and fucked around so much 900 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,296 they're impossible to verify. 901 00:36:47,297 --> 00:36:49,265 your share stats, the... the churn, 902 00:36:49,266 --> 00:36:51,567 the SEO traffic KPIs are all bullshit. 903 00:36:51,568 --> 00:36:55,237 I mean, you suckered me in, and, uh, I bought it. 904 00:36:55,238 --> 00:36:58,107 We had a couple shitty traffic months... 905 00:36:58,108 --> 00:37:00,267 Uh, Facebook changed their algorithm. 906 00:37:00,268 --> 00:37:01,292 Uh-huh. 907 00:37:01,293 --> 00:37:02,669 - We got face-fucked, okay? - All right. 908 00:37:02,670 --> 00:37:03,994 We're turning the corner now. 909 00:37:03,995 --> 00:37:04,995 Okay. 910 00:37:05,749 --> 00:37:07,082 O... Okay. 911 00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:09,317 What? Yeah, o... okay. Is... Is that real? 912 00:37:10,788 --> 00:37:12,854 - From Logan? - Look, I can fix this. 913 00:37:13,757 --> 00:37:15,858 Okay? But no more obfuscation. 914 00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:17,527 No more shitty data. 915 00:37:17,528 --> 00:37:20,562 I need the full, fiber-optic, clear-channel shit. 916 00:37:20,563 --> 00:37:23,332 CT scan the whole place, and we move fast. 917 00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:24,699 Okay. 918 00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:26,834 Do you like double-crossing your dad? 919 00:37:28,138 --> 00:37:29,604 Oh, that's your favorite. 920 00:37:29,605 --> 00:37:31,206 Isn't it? 921 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:35,810 I'm of the opinion he can be persuaded he's making a mistake. 922 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:39,713 - Okay? - Okay. 923 00:37:41,084 --> 00:37:42,318 Oh yeah, w... Uh, one more thing. 924 00:37:42,319 --> 00:37:46,388 I... I... I need everyone to cool it on unionizing. 925 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:47,923 Okay, they're not gonna do that. 926 00:37:47,924 --> 00:37:50,159 Half of them are about to sign union cards. 927 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,225 Let me speak to them. 928 00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:55,396 Everyone here fucking hates you. 929 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,299 I think I can take it. 930 00:38:00,202 --> 00:38:02,170 Hey, everyone. Thanks for... 931 00:38:02,171 --> 00:38:04,573 Thanks for gathering. This'll just be a minute. 932 00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:06,441 Can you... Can you guys hear me in the back? 933 00:38:06,442 --> 00:38:08,041 Yeah? 934 00:38:08,611 --> 00:38:09,643 Uh... 935 00:38:10,713 --> 00:38:11,713 Vaulter. 936 00:38:12,682 --> 00:38:15,750 Hey, um... Okay. 937 00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:18,019 Look, some of you might have noticed this already, 938 00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:21,089 but, uh, just so you're getting it direct from me, 939 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:24,659 uh, Waystar management has been taking a look at the business 940 00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:25,894 over the last week. 941 00:38:25,895 --> 00:38:28,195 But I just wanna say this to you in person... 942 00:38:29,368 --> 00:38:32,561 I believe Vaulter is the future of this company. 943 00:38:32,562 --> 00:38:33,653 Sure. 944 00:38:33,654 --> 00:38:36,203 I'm Se... I'm fuckin' s... dead serious. 945 00:38:36,204 --> 00:38:38,038 Just... You can't question my belief 946 00:38:38,039 --> 00:38:40,608 in what you've all built here. 947 00:38:40,609 --> 00:38:43,744 You know, in... in... in what Lawrence has built. 948 00:38:43,745 --> 00:38:45,445 But if we're gonna come through here, 949 00:38:45,446 --> 00:38:47,381 we need to be light on our feet. 950 00:38:47,382 --> 00:38:49,316 That's why I personally think 951 00:38:49,317 --> 00:38:52,419 it would be a mistake for you to unionize. 952 00:38:53,722 --> 00:38:54,922 Just... Just hear me out. 953 00:38:54,923 --> 00:38:56,156 Okay, we will get you 954 00:38:56,157 --> 00:38:58,893 a really punchy independent arbitration panel, 955 00:38:58,894 --> 00:39:00,160 we'll get you a pay bump. 956 00:39:00,161 --> 00:39:02,294 I know a lot of you are flirting with the guild, 957 00:39:02,295 --> 00:39:04,330 and I'm just asking you to consider 958 00:39:04,331 --> 00:39:05,765 putting that on ice. 959 00:39:05,766 --> 00:39:08,133 And let's try and figure this out inside. 960 00:39:08,903 --> 00:39:10,469 We keep it in the... 961 00:39:10,470 --> 00:39:14,007 fuckin' super cheesy, but in the Waystar family. 962 00:39:14,008 --> 00:39:18,144 'Cause we do not want an adversarial situation here. 963 00:39:18,145 --> 00:39:20,713 Okay, we want communication, 964 00:39:20,714 --> 00:39:22,481 we want engagement. 965 00:39:22,482 --> 00:39:24,083 So let's all pull together 966 00:39:24,084 --> 00:39:25,451 and go back to your desks 967 00:39:25,452 --> 00:39:28,721 and generate me five, ten, 100 ideas 968 00:39:28,722 --> 00:39:30,388 and hit me and my man here up. 969 00:39:30,824 --> 00:39:31,824 Okay? 970 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,193 Thank you. 971 00:39:34,194 --> 00:39:36,462 Yeah, I don't know, Stanley. 972 00:39:36,463 --> 00:39:38,463 I... I just don't know if I could ever 973 00:39:38,464 --> 00:39:40,632 practically make use of this area. 974 00:39:40,633 --> 00:39:43,835 That's just a mezzanine. You know, it's just a bonus. 975 00:39:43,836 --> 00:39:47,237 you have a... a living room with under-stair storage. 976 00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:49,775 Sure. It's just... 977 00:39:49,776 --> 00:39:52,811 the thing I need storage for most urgently of all, Stanley, 978 00:39:52,812 --> 00:39:53,978 is me. 979 00:39:54,647 --> 00:39:56,480 You know? I'm... I need... 980 00:39:57,617 --> 00:40:00,018 I need storage for myself. 981 00:40:00,019 --> 00:40:01,453 Dude, it's just a bed. 982 00:40:01,454 --> 00:40:02,620 You're overthinking it. 983 00:40:06,125 --> 00:40:07,157 Kendall? 984 00:40:08,461 --> 00:40:09,493 Totally. 985 00:40:10,313 --> 00:40:11,845 Yep, on my way. 986 00:40:18,336 --> 00:40:19,336 So? 987 00:40:19,905 --> 00:40:20,971 It's a maybe. 988 00:40:25,243 --> 00:40:26,476 Hey, Ken? 989 00:40:27,278 --> 00:40:28,479 Yo. 990 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,613 Hey. 991 00:40:32,484 --> 00:40:33,718 I got the stuff. 992 00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,384 - Thank you. - Yeah. 993 00:40:37,522 --> 00:40:38,655 So, what do you think? 994 00:40:39,891 --> 00:40:42,026 Uh, of this? I think... 995 00:40:42,027 --> 00:40:43,460 it's... 996 00:40:43,461 --> 00:40:47,331 huge. It's, um, it's a very large space. 997 00:40:47,332 --> 00:40:49,266 What's the... what's the footage? 998 00:40:49,267 --> 00:40:51,001 Uh, I don't know. 999 00:40:51,002 --> 00:40:53,003 Developers overestimated demand, 1000 00:40:53,004 --> 00:40:56,406 so I bought all five units and my guy's gonna flip 'em. 1001 00:40:56,407 --> 00:40:58,074 Yeah, 'cause i... it's... 1002 00:40:58,075 --> 00:40:59,976 an abundance of footage. 1003 00:40:59,977 --> 00:41:02,345 An embarrassment of... of footage. 1004 00:41:02,913 --> 00:41:04,181 Yeah. 1005 00:41:04,182 --> 00:41:05,582 It's yours. 1006 00:41:05,583 --> 00:41:07,351 I... I mean, until the market starts to move, 1007 00:41:07,352 --> 00:41:09,153 - but... - Until it starts to move. 1008 00:41:09,154 --> 00:41:10,486 No, I'm serious. 1009 00:41:11,623 --> 00:41:12,721 - Yeah. - Like... 1010 00:41:13,924 --> 00:41:15,892 Yeah, you live here now, Greg. 1011 00:41:15,893 --> 00:41:17,227 Okay. 1012 00:41:17,228 --> 00:41:18,595 Uh, cool. Yeah. 1013 00:41:18,596 --> 00:41:22,132 I can take a lot in terms of psychological pain, so... 1014 00:41:22,133 --> 00:41:24,834 Yeah. Sweet, I live here! Nice. 1015 00:41:24,835 --> 00:41:26,269 I'm totally serious. 1016 00:41:26,270 --> 00:41:28,504 Yeah, I know. I needed a place to live, so... 1017 00:41:28,505 --> 00:41:30,373 Now, uh, now I got it! 1018 00:41:30,374 --> 00:41:32,175 Uh, here's your key. 1019 00:41:32,176 --> 00:41:34,210 Until I get a doorman downstairs. 1020 00:41:34,211 --> 00:41:35,578 I'm not fuckin' around. 1021 00:41:35,579 --> 00:41:37,847 Like, it's just gonna be empty. 1022 00:41:37,848 --> 00:41:39,414 - It's not a big deal. - Kendall. 1023 00:41:40,151 --> 00:41:41,416 What, dude? 1024 00:41:42,787 --> 00:41:44,688 This is fuck... Th... this is... 1025 00:41:44,689 --> 00:41:46,289 Dude, thank you. 1026 00:41:46,290 --> 00:41:47,756 So much, man. 1027 00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:53,096 Wow. I mean... 1028 00:41:53,097 --> 00:41:55,130 - Look at these ceilings. - Yeah. 1029 00:41:55,131 --> 00:41:56,932 Nice height, you got big windows, 1030 00:41:56,933 --> 00:41:58,700 a lot of light. 1031 00:42:00,170 --> 00:42:02,270 Yeah. Have you ever had your own place? 1032 00:42:03,073 --> 00:42:04,207 Fuck yeah. 1033 00:42:04,208 --> 00:42:07,076 I was thinking we could hang out tonight. 1034 00:42:07,077 --> 00:42:08,277 - Yeah. - Like, in here. 1035 00:42:08,278 --> 00:42:10,145 - Sure. - Have a little party. 1036 00:42:10,146 --> 00:42:11,380 Sweet. 1037 00:42:11,381 --> 00:42:12,548 Hi! 1038 00:42:12,549 --> 00:42:14,684 - Hi! - Tom Wambsgans. 1039 00:42:14,685 --> 00:42:15,851 Hi! 1040 00:42:15,852 --> 00:42:17,353 - Manly handshake. - Manly handshake. 1041 00:42:22,092 --> 00:42:23,459 - Uh... - I have this... 1042 00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:25,794 overwhelming urge to either knee someone in the vagina 1043 00:42:25,795 --> 00:42:27,096 or spit on the floor. 1044 00:42:27,097 --> 00:42:30,032 Hmm. He's been a little bit nervous about tonight. 1045 00:42:30,033 --> 00:42:32,201 Nervous, come the fuck on. 1046 00:42:32,202 --> 00:42:35,137 For din-dins with firecrotch and normcore? 1047 00:42:35,138 --> 00:42:36,138 Please. 1048 00:42:37,207 --> 00:42:38,741 Well, come on in! 1049 00:42:38,742 --> 00:42:40,342 Have some champagne. 1050 00:42:40,343 --> 00:42:42,878 Enjoy our beautiful room. 1051 00:42:42,879 --> 00:42:45,047 Could spend your whole life here. That's how I figure it. 1052 00:42:45,048 --> 00:42:47,482 Born on the couch and cremated in here. 1053 00:42:47,483 --> 00:42:48,851 Can I get a Diet Coke? 1054 00:42:48,852 --> 00:42:50,119 Oh, Tom has a cold, 1055 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,586 and he wants everyone to know. 1056 00:42:51,587 --> 00:42:52,587 Oh. 1057 00:42:52,588 --> 00:42:54,322 Well, we could send out for some saline, 1058 00:42:54,323 --> 00:42:56,558 we could stand around and watch you do a nasal wash. 1059 00:42:56,559 --> 00:42:59,294 No, no. thank you. I'm good. Thank you. 1060 00:42:59,295 --> 00:43:01,654 I'm hearing some stories about that brother of ours. 1061 00:43:01,655 --> 00:43:03,046 Apparently... 1062 00:43:03,047 --> 00:43:05,634 You wanna actually drink that? 'Cause I got some stronger shit. 1063 00:43:05,635 --> 00:43:07,168 - Yeah. - Do you like Japanese whiskey? 1064 00:43:07,169 --> 00:43:08,270 - Yeah. - I've got this one 1065 00:43:08,271 --> 00:43:09,971 that tastes like fucking dragonpiss... 1066 00:43:09,972 --> 00:43:11,412 You should try swallowing something. 1067 00:43:14,443 --> 00:43:15,509 Like honey. 1068 00:43:16,979 --> 00:43:18,211 I'm fine, thank you. 1069 00:43:19,282 --> 00:43:21,215 Word is he's on maneuvers again. 1070 00:43:21,216 --> 00:43:24,286 Making all kinds of promises about keeping Vaulter open. 1071 00:43:24,287 --> 00:43:26,120 What? Does Dad know? 1072 00:43:26,121 --> 00:43:27,489 Uh, hell no, Dad doesn't know. 1073 00:43:27,490 --> 00:43:29,557 He's a shenaniganizing piece of shit. 1074 00:43:29,558 --> 00:43:32,626 But the thing I keep turning over in my mind is... 1075 00:43:33,729 --> 00:43:35,430 do I tell Dad? 1076 00:43:35,431 --> 00:43:37,631 Because if I drop the shoe on Ken now, 1077 00:43:37,632 --> 00:43:38,965 he's crushed forever. 1078 00:43:38,966 --> 00:43:40,901 Uh... 1079 00:43:40,902 --> 00:43:44,938 If Kendall's going rogue, then... let him. 1080 00:43:44,939 --> 00:43:46,774 Sooner or later, it's gonna blow up in his face. 1081 00:43:46,775 --> 00:43:48,776 I love it when it blows up in people's faces. 1082 00:43:48,777 --> 00:43:50,976 - You do. - I do. It's my fuckin' favorite. 1083 00:43:52,781 --> 00:43:54,515 I like how this is working. 1084 00:43:54,516 --> 00:43:56,183 Us. I see a future here. 1085 00:43:56,184 --> 00:43:57,384 Yeah. Sure. 1086 00:43:57,385 --> 00:43:58,485 - No, me too. - Yeah. 1087 00:43:58,486 --> 00:43:59,966 'Cause, you know, there's an opening. 1088 00:44:01,022 --> 00:44:03,089 Yeah, see, no one sees me coming. 1089 00:44:03,090 --> 00:44:04,458 But I am right on the shoulder. 1090 00:44:04,459 --> 00:44:06,760 If Dad announces tomorrow, he announces me. 1091 00:44:06,761 --> 00:44:08,429 Has to, there's no other option. 1092 00:44:08,430 --> 00:44:10,731 I mean, it's fucking insane, but I am the best he's got. 1093 00:44:10,732 --> 00:44:11,765 Yeah. 1094 00:44:11,766 --> 00:44:13,833 Unless... There is one other. 1095 00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:17,237 Who? 1096 00:44:17,238 --> 00:44:19,505 Shiv, should I be worried about Tom? 1097 00:44:19,506 --> 00:44:21,374 Tom? 1098 00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:24,244 No, you don't need to be worried about Tom. 1099 00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:25,312 Okay. 1100 00:44:25,313 --> 00:44:26,411 All right. 1101 00:44:29,050 --> 00:44:30,415 How's news, Tom? 1102 00:44:31,418 --> 00:44:33,053 Challenging. 1103 00:44:33,054 --> 00:44:35,054 Tough row to hoe, but, you know... 1104 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:37,357 think I see a way out. 1105 00:44:37,358 --> 00:44:38,658 - It's good, yeah. - Yeah? 1106 00:44:38,659 --> 00:44:40,392 A way out. Good for you, man. 1107 00:44:42,529 --> 00:44:44,764 So what is it, this way out? 1108 00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:47,500 Oh, it's early days, and I... Yeah. 1109 00:44:47,501 --> 00:44:50,269 I haven't even discussed it with Logan yet, but... 1110 00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:51,671 Oh, so it's a secret? 1111 00:44:51,672 --> 00:44:53,138 That's fucking exciting. 1112 00:44:53,139 --> 00:44:54,939 When are you gonna tell him, at the sleepover? 1113 00:44:56,042 --> 00:44:58,978 Well, um, no. 1114 00:44:58,979 --> 00:45:01,113 We're-looking in... Well, I'm looking into 1115 00:45:01,114 --> 00:45:02,882 digitizing ATN. 1116 00:45:02,883 --> 00:45:06,352 Like, a total overhaul of the... of the legacy 1117 00:45:06,353 --> 00:45:07,854 analog infrastructure. 1118 00:45:07,855 --> 00:45:08,988 Yeah. 1119 00:45:08,989 --> 00:45:10,623 Making a lot of productivity gains as well, 1120 00:45:10,624 --> 00:45:13,058 so I think your dad will be pretty pleased. 1121 00:45:13,059 --> 00:45:14,158 Fuckin' A. 1122 00:45:15,028 --> 00:45:16,696 Look at the corn-feeder. 1123 00:45:16,697 --> 00:45:18,998 Going all synergies and shit. 1124 00:45:18,999 --> 00:45:20,633 - Yeah. - Nice. 1125 00:45:20,634 --> 00:45:21,800 Worth a shot. 1126 00:45:21,801 --> 00:45:22,833 Thanks, man. 1127 00:45:31,844 --> 00:45:34,112 Where do you buy your suits, by the way, Tom? 1128 00:45:34,113 --> 00:45:35,781 Like, maybe that's why 1129 00:45:35,782 --> 00:45:37,048 I'm just not moving as fast as you. 1130 00:45:37,049 --> 00:45:40,318 I just don't have that, like, boxy, corporate look. 1131 00:45:40,319 --> 00:45:41,620 Right? 1132 00:45:41,621 --> 00:45:43,789 I mean, I'm sorry, but, like, 1133 00:45:43,790 --> 00:45:46,458 what the fuck? You look like a Transformer. 1134 00:45:46,459 --> 00:45:48,460 Like, wh... what's wrong with your body, man? 1135 00:45:48,461 --> 00:45:50,829 Rome, come on. There's nothing wrong with his body, 1136 00:45:50,830 --> 00:45:52,130 it's just fuckin' suits. 1137 00:45:52,131 --> 00:45:55,166 What? Come on, we... we've laughed about it before. 1138 00:45:55,167 --> 00:45:56,700 - You have? - Yeah. 1139 00:45:56,701 --> 00:45:58,602 He's thrifty, and he has the worst taste in suits. 1140 00:45:58,603 --> 00:45:59,904 Totally has terrible Ta... 1141 00:45:59,905 --> 00:46:01,939 You look like a divorce attorney from the Twin Cities. 1142 00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:04,341 It's partly the walk. It's like a real... 1143 00:46:04,342 --> 00:46:06,777 - Robot? - No, agricultural walk. 1144 00:46:09,213 --> 00:46:10,848 Agricultural walk! 1145 00:46:10,849 --> 00:46:12,950 You know, I tried to get, uh, one of his suits tailored 1146 00:46:12,951 --> 00:46:14,284 - by the guy that Dad uses. - Mm-hmm. 1147 00:46:14,285 --> 00:46:16,486 - But he just looked so, like... - Hey, Shiv? Fuck off. 1148 00:46:29,067 --> 00:46:31,734 So, I'm probably just gonna sleep in the guest room 1149 00:46:31,735 --> 00:46:33,503 so I don't keep you awake. 1150 00:46:33,504 --> 00:46:35,171 Uh, are you kidding me? 1151 00:46:35,172 --> 00:46:37,340 What? We'll both sleep better. 1152 00:46:37,341 --> 00:46:38,341 Tom. 1153 00:46:39,276 --> 00:46:40,276 Come on. 1154 00:46:41,144 --> 00:46:43,346 We've just... We've gotten... 1155 00:46:43,347 --> 00:46:44,947 tangled up, okay? 1156 00:46:47,003 --> 00:46:48,361 Honey, 1157 00:46:48,362 --> 00:46:50,563 you're the only one I can talk to about this stuff. 1158 00:46:52,222 --> 00:46:53,388 I need you. 1159 00:47:04,924 --> 00:47:07,140 - Now, I have a choice... - Mm-hmm. 1160 00:47:07,141 --> 00:47:09,701 ... to make. It's either Gil, 1161 00:47:09,702 --> 00:47:11,059 or it's Dad. 1162 00:47:11,060 --> 00:47:12,852 And it's a bit of a headfuck. 1163 00:47:12,853 --> 00:47:14,210 Okay. 1164 00:47:14,211 --> 00:47:15,844 Well, let's break it down. 1165 00:47:18,823 --> 00:47:20,380 'Cause here's what I've been thinking. 1166 00:47:20,381 --> 00:47:22,782 - Mm-hmm. - What if a good person... 1167 00:47:23,452 --> 00:47:24,653 ran Waystar? 1168 00:47:24,654 --> 00:47:26,788 Yeah, I know. Waystar, it's... 1169 00:47:26,789 --> 00:47:28,723 You know, it's the family business. 1170 00:47:29,626 --> 00:47:30,959 It's your inheritance. 1171 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,496 But, you know, you saw what your dad did to Kendall. 1172 00:47:34,497 --> 00:47:36,999 There's gotta be a chance he'll do the same to you. 1173 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,933 Get bored of you once he's got you. 1174 00:47:38,934 --> 00:47:40,167 I dunno. Maybe it's about 1175 00:47:40,168 --> 00:47:42,904 keeping your options open, Siobhan. 1176 00:47:42,905 --> 00:47:44,906 Oh, yeah. Yes. 1177 00:47:44,907 --> 00:47:46,741 Can you not just... 1178 00:47:46,742 --> 00:47:49,610 see how it goes and keep the plates spinning? 1179 00:47:49,611 --> 00:47:52,245 Go Dick Morris, run things from out back? 1180 00:47:56,317 --> 00:47:57,317 Yeah. 1181 00:47:58,620 --> 00:48:00,054 Uh-huh. 1182 00:48:00,055 --> 00:48:01,287 That's the play. 1183 00:48:08,731 --> 00:48:10,397 Okay, where are we on office two? 1184 00:48:10,398 --> 00:48:12,399 I wanna be operational by tomorrow. 1185 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,600 They're outside right now. 1186 00:48:13,601 --> 00:48:14,601 Let's go. 1187 00:48:17,872 --> 00:48:19,632 - IT's on their way? - Mm-hmm. 1188 00:48:22,243 --> 00:48:24,510 They know where it's going, seventh floor, right? 1189 00:48:56,443 --> 00:48:57,510 We all set? 1190 00:48:57,511 --> 00:48:58,676 Three minutes. 1191 00:49:06,220 --> 00:49:07,786 Okay, guys. 1192 00:49:07,787 --> 00:49:09,921 Everybody, if I could just have a second. 1193 00:49:11,725 --> 00:49:14,859 I just wanted to update you on a couple of developments. 1194 00:49:16,395 --> 00:49:18,263 Uh, some of you may have noticed 1195 00:49:18,264 --> 00:49:20,265 servers are down. 1196 00:49:20,266 --> 00:49:23,335 And we're setting a satellite office on seven. 1197 00:49:23,336 --> 00:49:25,837 And I'm afraid I have to inform you, 1198 00:49:25,838 --> 00:49:27,272 you are all dismissed. 1199 00:49:29,308 --> 00:49:31,543 Yeah. You're... You're all fired. 1200 00:49:31,544 --> 00:49:33,678 So, if you can leave your laptops where they are, 1201 00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:34,712 and hand in your passes, 1202 00:49:34,713 --> 00:49:36,481 security will be coming around now. 1203 00:49:36,482 --> 00:49:38,415 I've been through everything you've shown me. 1204 00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:40,285 Food and weed, 1205 00:49:40,286 --> 00:49:41,853 those are the only two verticals 1206 00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:44,523 driving revenue, so we're folding them in 1207 00:49:44,524 --> 00:49:47,458 and, uh, yeah, you're all free to leave. 1208 00:49:47,993 --> 00:49:49,361 This is a joke. 1209 00:49:49,362 --> 00:49:51,495 You have 15 minutes to gather your belongings 1210 00:49:51,496 --> 00:49:52,829 and exit the building. 1211 00:49:52,830 --> 00:49:56,033 Separation agreements will be handed around shortly. 1212 00:49:56,034 --> 00:49:58,835 One week of severance per year served, 1213 00:49:58,836 --> 00:50:00,271 with full non-disclosure. 1214 00:50:00,272 --> 00:50:02,706 Post your little videos. You get three days. 1215 00:50:02,707 --> 00:50:04,007 What the f... 1216 00:50:04,008 --> 00:50:06,843 Unused vacation days will not be reimbursed. 1217 00:50:06,844 --> 00:50:08,812 Health benefits will be terminated 1218 00:50:08,813 --> 00:50:10,013 at the end of the month. 1219 00:50:10,014 --> 00:50:11,072 That's it. 1220 00:50:11,073 --> 00:50:13,083 I'd like to thank you all for your hard work. 1221 00:50:13,084 --> 00:50:14,784 You piece of shit. 1222 00:50:21,025 --> 00:50:23,126 - Is that all you got? - Fuck you. 1223 00:50:23,127 --> 00:50:24,428 Fuck you, man! 1224 00:50:24,429 --> 00:50:26,262 Hey. Hey! 1225 00:50:26,263 --> 00:50:28,832 Kendall, what the fuck are you doing? 1226 00:50:28,833 --> 00:50:30,366 What the fuck is going on? 1227 00:50:30,367 --> 00:50:33,436 Yeah, sorry about the, uh, cloak and dagger. 1228 00:50:33,437 --> 00:50:35,839 I just needed some time to untangle all your shit, 1229 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:36,907 find the profit centers, 1230 00:50:36,908 --> 00:50:38,008 keep the union off our back. 1231 00:50:38,009 --> 00:50:40,143 We're already fully operational on seven. 1232 00:50:40,144 --> 00:50:42,745 - Why? - Because my dad told me to. 1233 00:50:44,281 --> 00:50:46,182 Because your dad told you to? 1234 00:50:47,548 --> 00:50:49,419 Jesus Christ. 1235 00:50:49,420 --> 00:50:51,687 Because your dad told you to? 1236 00:50:53,024 --> 00:50:54,690 You... You fucked it, bro. 1237 00:50:56,994 --> 00:50:57,994 Uh-huh. 1238 00:50:59,563 --> 00:51:02,331 Go find some other chicken coop, cunt. 1239 00:51:03,543 --> 00:51:04,567 What... 1240 00:51:04,568 --> 00:51:06,636 Are you fucking kidding me? 1241 00:51:06,637 --> 00:51:09,471 Because your dad told you to! 1242 00:51:10,608 --> 00:51:12,341 Are you a fucking idiot? 1243 00:51:13,644 --> 00:51:15,177 Kendall! 1244 00:51:23,621 --> 00:51:26,221 Yo, Ken. Yo, how's it going? 1245 00:51:27,924 --> 00:51:29,191 All good, Greg. 1246 00:51:29,192 --> 00:51:32,163 Just, you know, looking for love in all the wrong places. 1247 00:51:32,164 --> 00:51:33,229 Yeah. 1248 00:51:33,230 --> 00:51:34,563 No, dude, exactly. 1249 00:51:34,564 --> 00:51:36,265 Listen, Ken, I was, uh, 1250 00:51:36,266 --> 00:51:39,869 super wiped and I... My legs are just killing me. 1251 00:51:39,870 --> 00:51:41,503 And my lower back. 1252 00:51:41,504 --> 00:51:44,073 So do you think you could maybe bring the party up to yours? 1253 00:51:44,074 --> 00:51:45,975 - Up to mine? - Up to your place. 1254 00:51:45,976 --> 00:51:47,876 Yeah, I don't think so, Greg. 1255 00:51:49,646 --> 00:51:51,981 You know, I'm just, like... 1256 00:51:51,982 --> 00:51:55,750 I'm looking for pussy like a fuckin' techno Gatsby. 1257 00:51:56,686 --> 00:51:58,387 Hell yeah! That's... 1258 00:51:58,388 --> 00:52:00,956 Hell yeah, man. Um... 1259 00:52:00,957 --> 00:52:03,458 There's also... some of your acquaintances are maybe 1260 00:52:03,459 --> 00:52:04,826 humping in my bedroom? 1261 00:52:08,364 --> 00:52:09,697 If you c... Or... 1262 00:52:11,668 --> 00:52:13,468 Can talk to them... 1263 00:52:13,469 --> 00:52:15,069 I might like to go for a run 1264 00:52:15,070 --> 00:52:16,905 sometime tomorrow, if we can make a space. 1265 00:52:16,906 --> 00:52:18,573 I need to test the hamstrings... 1266 00:52:18,574 --> 00:52:20,175 But no paps. 1267 00:52:20,176 --> 00:52:22,477 I don't need another shot of me looking like a used dick. 1268 00:52:22,478 --> 00:52:24,413 You're him, right? You're the guy. 1269 00:52:24,414 --> 00:52:25,547 So they tell me. 1270 00:52:26,582 --> 00:52:28,383 Good to meet you, man! I like you, man. 1271 00:52:28,384 --> 00:52:31,186 I'm nothing without people like you. 1272 00:52:31,187 --> 00:52:32,287 Hey, 1273 00:52:32,288 --> 00:52:33,822 you and me, when this work gets done, 1274 00:52:33,823 --> 00:52:35,424 we go get a beer. What do you say? 1275 00:52:35,425 --> 00:52:36,758 - Yeah! - Okay? 1276 00:52:36,759 --> 00:52:38,026 - Yeah. Cool. - All right. 1277 00:52:38,027 --> 00:52:39,987 - Great to meet you. All right. - Yeah, yeah. 1278 00:52:50,930 --> 00:52:52,096 Hey, you want some gel? 1279 00:52:52,641 --> 00:52:53,641 Sorry? 1280 00:52:53,642 --> 00:52:55,443 Some Purell, for your hand. 1281 00:52:55,444 --> 00:52:57,378 How long's it been since you touched a prole? 1282 00:52:57,379 --> 00:52:58,645 No thank you, Shiv. 1283 00:52:59,448 --> 00:53:00,915 Oh, come on. I'm... I'm kidding. 1284 00:53:00,916 --> 00:53:02,183 The joke being what, exactly? 1285 00:53:02,184 --> 00:53:03,684 That I wanna sanitize my hand 1286 00:53:03,685 --> 00:53:05,320 after I meet with a guy in the street? 1287 00:53:05,321 --> 00:53:06,354 Thank you. No. I'm good. 1288 00:53:06,355 --> 00:53:08,656 Yeah, it's a pretty shitty joke, Shiv. 1289 00:53:08,657 --> 00:53:09,924 I'm just saying 1290 00:53:09,925 --> 00:53:11,259 that I think that maybe we need to be 1291 00:53:11,260 --> 00:53:14,561 more respectful of the working folk. 1292 00:53:14,562 --> 00:53:15,829 Even internally? 1293 00:53:15,830 --> 00:53:17,331 - I mean... - Okay, yeah. I get it Gil. 1294 00:53:17,332 --> 00:53:19,366 I don't want us to fall into that trap. 1295 00:53:19,367 --> 00:53:20,625 No, I... I'm sorry, Shiv, 1296 00:53:20,626 --> 00:53:22,970 but I just think that maybe you like in a kind of a bubble 1297 00:53:22,971 --> 00:53:25,272 and this kind of joke is okay around your family 1298 00:53:25,273 --> 00:53:26,073 and friends. 1299 00:53:26,074 --> 00:53:27,407 Don't fucking give me that. 1300 00:53:27,408 --> 00:53:28,466 Excuse me? 1301 00:53:28,467 --> 00:53:31,278 Don't pull a guilt trip on me 'cause you're selling your soul. 1302 00:53:31,279 --> 00:53:32,980 I'm sorry, do we have a problem here? 1303 00:53:32,981 --> 00:53:36,449 Jesus, Shiv, you need a banana and a nap? 1304 00:53:36,450 --> 00:53:39,151 I think maybe we continue this conversation in private. 1305 00:53:39,653 --> 00:53:40,787 Why? 1306 00:53:40,788 --> 00:53:42,256 You don't want him to know 1307 00:53:42,257 --> 00:53:43,757 you've still got my dad's cock in your mouth? 1308 00:53:43,758 --> 00:53:46,326 I was discussing an arrangement you recommended. 1309 00:53:46,327 --> 00:53:48,460 Oh, yeah, you did. Didn't you just, y... 1310 00:53:48,461 --> 00:53:49,519 Certainly discussed it. 1311 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,611 I don't understand. 1312 00:53:50,612 --> 00:53:53,041 You're riding me over a deal you told me to take. 1313 00:53:53,042 --> 00:53:54,733 Took it pretty quick though, didn't you? 1314 00:53:54,734 --> 00:53:56,769 Rolled over really fucking fast. 1315 00:53:56,770 --> 00:53:59,105 And now you're taking reach-arounds and... 1316 00:53:59,106 --> 00:54:01,240 flights on a 787. 1317 00:54:01,241 --> 00:54:03,842 Where's this coming from, Siobhan? 1318 00:54:03,843 --> 00:54:06,745 I'm sorry, I think maybe we should just... 1319 00:54:06,746 --> 00:54:07,771 reassess. 1320 00:54:07,772 --> 00:54:11,173 Perhaps I... Dick Morris things, operate from the background? 1321 00:54:13,086 --> 00:54:14,353 Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah. 1322 00:54:14,354 --> 00:54:16,255 No, you know what I think? I think you're right. 1323 00:54:16,256 --> 00:54:19,225 I think we need to reassess more comprehensively. 1324 00:54:19,226 --> 00:54:20,759 Mm-hmm. 1325 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,961 I think Nate is right, that your... 1326 00:54:22,962 --> 00:54:25,862 connections to Tom, ATN, are... 1327 00:54:26,565 --> 00:54:28,466 a distraction. 1328 00:54:28,467 --> 00:54:31,135 Oh yeah? Well you know what? Actually, I'm out. 1329 00:54:32,838 --> 00:54:35,673 Actually, I just fired you, Shiv. 1330 00:54:35,674 --> 00:54:37,742 If you'd even noticed. 1331 00:54:37,743 --> 00:54:40,477 Well, I already fuckin' quit, if you had any antennae. 1332 00:54:49,688 --> 00:54:51,488 Okay, it's done. 1333 00:54:52,524 --> 00:54:54,091 Vaulter's dead. 1334 00:54:54,092 --> 00:54:56,126 Four-hundred and seventy-six off the payroll, 1335 00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:57,861 full-timers, freelance... 1336 00:54:57,862 --> 00:55:00,331 I, uh, negotiated an early break from the lease 1337 00:55:00,332 --> 00:55:02,132 and hired an editor and five interns 1338 00:55:02,133 --> 00:55:03,500 for the two remaining verticals. 1339 00:55:03,501 --> 00:55:05,369 the rest will be user-generated, 1340 00:55:05,370 --> 00:55:08,338 reviews, upload pics, all that stuff. 1341 00:55:09,341 --> 00:55:11,175 Also, I harvested a ton of ideas 1342 00:55:11,176 --> 00:55:13,043 from the Vaulter staff before they left. 1343 00:55:13,044 --> 00:55:14,311 IP and start-up ideas. 1344 00:55:14,312 --> 00:55:18,047 Most of it's, you know, bullshit but... you never know. 1345 00:55:19,451 --> 00:55:21,750 We'll say you tried to keep it alive. 1346 00:55:23,121 --> 00:55:25,289 Valiant efforts, et cetera. 1347 00:55:25,290 --> 00:55:26,923 I'm good. I'll wear it. 1348 00:55:32,062 --> 00:55:33,228 I should take this. 1349 00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:37,799 - Yeah? - Dad? 1350 00:55:38,435 --> 00:55:40,069 I told Gil. 1351 00:55:40,070 --> 00:55:42,005 I'm ready. Let's get started. 1352 00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:44,940 Start... looping me in. 1353 00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:46,074 That's great. 1354 00:55:46,943 --> 00:55:48,043 I'll be in touch. 1355 00:55:53,950 --> 00:55:55,084 Everything okay? 1356 00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:56,919 Oh, yeah. Usual headaches. 1357 00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,954 Hey. Should I be in this? 1358 00:55:58,955 --> 00:56:00,223 Roman, 1359 00:56:00,224 --> 00:56:02,758 your brother's gonna be working in here from now on. 1360 00:56:02,759 --> 00:56:03,816 Oh, yeah? 1361 00:56:03,817 --> 00:56:06,261 I need him across the proxy battle. 1362 00:56:06,262 --> 00:56:08,629 Can't afford communication slips. 1363 00:56:09,269 --> 00:56:10,269 Okay? 1364 00:56:13,636 --> 00:56:15,270 What are you waiting for? 1365 00:56:15,271 --> 00:56:16,738 A kiss? 1366 00:56:16,739 --> 00:56:20,007 Fuck off. Be gone. Bye bye. 1367 00:56:30,786 --> 00:56:32,319 Yes? Can I help you? 1368 00:56:33,089 --> 00:56:34,556 Fuck you looking at? 1369 00:56:34,557 --> 00:56:36,091 You did good, son. 1370 00:56:36,092 --> 00:56:37,124 Thank you. 1371 00:56:38,293 --> 00:56:39,625 Make yourself at home. 1372 00:57:03,751 --> 00:57:04,817 Comfortable? 1373 00:57:28,442 --> 00:57:31,210 Hey. Can I get a pack of American Spirit Yellow? 1374 00:57:33,014 --> 00:57:34,147 One of these. 1375 00:58:22,517 --> 00:58:30,517 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 1376 00:59:31,814 --> 00:59:33,700 There were some doubts as to... 1377 00:59:33,701 --> 00:59:36,644 whether an acquisition is really what we need right now. 1378 00:59:36,645 --> 00:59:38,902 It is. The bigger the better. 1379 00:59:38,903 --> 00:59:40,927 And I have it. 1380 00:59:40,928 --> 00:59:43,185 This is a disaster. 1381 00:59:43,186 --> 00:59:44,575 We need to stop him. 1382 00:59:44,576 --> 00:59:47,213 Could you sit out the corporate retreat this year? 1383 00:59:47,214 --> 00:59:49,306 Nah. It's a morale-booster. 1384 00:59:49,307 --> 00:59:51,991 Someone spiked the deal. 1385 00:59:51,992 --> 00:59:54,260 Which one of you boys did it? 1386 00:59:54,463 --> 00:59:59,056 Here's news: I... will... win.